thinking about how funny a mdzs!nieyao meets cql!xiyao crackfic would be........
here's my comedic take: i'm of the mind that mdzs!jgy would find cql!jgy to be kind of pathetic. cql!jgy does way worse things than mdzs!jgy did, but he has the gall to pity himself and still beg for lxc's kindness.
what do you mean you didn't scrape together on the literal battlefield to earn nmj's approval? what do you mean you didn't stab yourself for the purpose of deception? what do you mean you didn't get into a screaming match with nmj after saving him at fire palace?
this was mdzs nieyao after sunshot.
listen, i just need someone to play up xichen fencesitting, boobooing the consequences of him playing both teams, and then banging a-yao after lending a shoulder for him to cry on about mingjue being difficult......... pretty sure that breaks bro code? fucking your boy's ex?
can you imagine the r/relationships/ or aita post?
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