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Ok I'm watching mulan bc my mom and sis already paid for it so now I'm just gonna live tweet but man the English sounds so stilted and weird to me, esp the emperor.
Wait what is this magical "chi" and why aren't women allowed to wield it. This is bizarre
I see, the music from the original feature is now just musical motifs in the score
I miss Lea Salonga singing Reflection though
WAIT THEY JUST SKIPPED OVER HER CUTTING HER HAIR?!?!?!? WTF
They skipped over that way too fast and im pissed about it
Bf just said "is that a kite" to the cgi phoenix
What is up w dad being the narrator / voice over
I'm going to be sad when we don't get I'll Make A Man Out of You is skipped too
Ok I get it, disgrace in every way
So gong Li is just mulan gone to the dark side?
They keep using lyrics in dialogue and I'm not into it
Ok now we have found a pirated stream w Chinese subs and my bf is dying at the pirated subtitles. They translated Po into "police" and instead of 花 they use 華
They also literally translated a Chinese idiom/proverb lollll
Bf (not fluent in English) can't stop saying "boys have chi, girls don't have chi" in English which is how he understands this moviel
Lol now they translated "true" to "沒錯“ 
Wait since when was Yao an archer
Also this is a v small army
Also this is a v small army
Lol bf just said why did she take off all her armor and I said bc she's being TRUE and he's like, just tell ppl, don't take off your armor, that's protective , don't take it off!
Seriously though what's up w this phoenix
Gong Li went from foe to friend really fast. Such a missed opportunity to actually build their fraught frenemy relationship actually
I actually really like the idea of going li being on the side of the spunky girl she sees herself in, and coming to respect her and being turned to her side right before death but that needs, like, character development
Gosh the cgi is horrible, it's like bad Chinese drama level
The emperor's voiceover sounds like bad 80s dubbing
The emperor threw that arrow in a weird way bc he knew mulan would do a cool kick trick w it? Why wouldn't he just... Throw it down directly
If I heard "brought honor to us all" one more time
It's a lyric from the song I like the least from the original movie, why has it become the theme of the movie
It's a lyric from the song I like the least from the original movie, why has it become the theme of the movie
Okay it's over. Maybe bc everyone hated on it so much that my expectations were sufficiently lowered that my thought is, well it's like a made for tv disney channel movie, or like straight to vhs movie, which is, fine enough, I guess, but not very good
Ok the best part of this movie 100% is Christina aguilera covering herself on Reflection in the credits!!!!!!! 90s NOSTALGIA ALL THE WAY
Oh I'm for this Mandarin version too. Didn't Coco Lee sing the 90s version? BRING BACK COCO LEE!!
