Everything is awful.

With that in mind, can you recommend one user that makes your timeline a happier place, saying one nice thing about them so we can follow them too?
Would it kill people to stick to the rules on this? It isn't something frivolous like the fragile peace in Ireland, you know.
Anyway, I'm sticking to the rules. Please follow @RuthieFizz, because her tweets are, at their worst, harmless fun that will make you laugh and, at their best, harmless surreal fun that will make you belly laugh.
Fuck it. Also follow @DJ_Nicol @CyranodEcosse @MorvenCrumlish @LottieFyfe for general goodness, and @ACatInParis @StuartNorval @ij_ford and evil @RobertCorp for general goodness balanced by sometimes tweeting about the news, which we all know is 99.8% awful.
You can follow @kfingleton.
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