Thread by @dj_peejaay, 10 different people & how they celebrate their BIRTHDAYs”A THREAD 1. The [...]

Uncle Peejaay

dj_peejaay

10 different people & how they celebrate their BIRTHDAYs”

A THREAD

1. The WATER BAPTISMAL celebrant

These one mostly happens at hostels.... As you turn +1 them must baptize you with water. Just pray say no be “gutter water or urine”

2. The Plenty wishes No Gift

Most common way of celebrating birthdays these days... PLENTY NOTIFICATIONS & Zero gifts. Some people will still abbreviate the wishes “HBD, LLNP, GGMUB...”
Nawa ooh. Naso you stingy with wishes too?

The Wishes The Gifts

2. The Plenty wishes No Gift Most common way of celebrating birthdays these days... PLENTY NOTIFICATIONS & Zero gifts. Some people will still abbreviate the wishes “HBD, LLNP, GGMUB...”Nawa ooh. Naso you stingy with wishes too? The Wishes The Gifts

3. The Billing Squad.

These ones ehn, on their birthday they’ll start acting like they’re they’re the one ‘governing lagos’... they wantu “TAX EVERYBODY”... Using birthday to do banbiala

4. The Saxophone Victim

Set awon “awwwwnnn

”..... small birthday, be blowing saxophone

like it’s time for the second coming.

5. The studio pics geng

Awon slay mamaaaaaaa!!!!! They’ll carry their squad to goan take birthday pics. Some will even buy aso ebi so that all their clothes will rhyme... for just birthday ooh

6. The benefit boys & Runs Girls

Set awon “Opor yea yea”.... Eez plenty! Once it’s these one birthday,Snapchat will suffer... club will turn upside down... some go even enter debts cos of birthday, just to show off oo.

7. The Givers

These ones like to give which is really good... The only p be say, small 5 cartons of indomie that these ones will carry and go they’ll start stressing those kids & their guardians for group pictures.