Next I need to figure out how to come to terms with my disproportionately big ass. Embarrassed just admitting it. Boobs you can cut off; ass reduction isn't an established gender surgery. All the androgynous tips and tricks on early internet bodyshamed me into hating it tho

No thick ass nonbinary representation to give permission and a good example :< David Bowie? No ass. Malice Mizer's Mana in gothic lolita fashions? No ass to be seen. Pretty flat Swan Lake ballerinas I admired? Ass barely there and they do en pointe

"Great trick for enbys and butches! Buy jeans from the men's department! They are more durable and have bigger pockets!"
You fool. You ignorant child. You assume I can buy men's jeans that contain all of this? I can't even find stretch leggings that withstand my flesh

Would squats make it like, more condensed or just thicc AND buff. Can't handle such power levels. I live in fear of what I might become

Theory: Grand ass fear just a subset of my fear of having a harmful impact in the word; I'm at shock at being capable of great good and great evil; fearful of the grave responsibility to do the right thing with the weapons I wield

Havig thick ass is just a form of trolley problem, actually

My intuition now is to listen to lovingly objectifying music about the subject matter of large behinds and contemplate the concept