re: S Club jokes.

*wheels in overhead projector*

Right. The last time the full S Club environment were a 7 was the one-off reunion tour in 2015. The current line-up - of S Club 3 as they're known now - is Tina and Bradley, as Jo left last month...

Which is kind of awkward but maybe as fresher week knees-ups are no-go at the moment, probably wise. Regular viewers will recall that Jo was the racist one who bullied Shilpa on Big Brother. Anyway. So now that's essentially S Club 2...

Paul left the original 7 at their peak to eat some ska punk (or something) and so the 7 aspect of the name was dropped. He was one of the original SC3, but left SC3 ages ago. Hannah chipped in for another one-off reunion back in 2017 bringing it (all back) to four...

Jon does musicals now and, rightfully fed up with no one buying her iconic solo albums, imperial ol' Rachel Stevens did some reality Strictly Mastermindchef stuff and... *trail goes dead* ... probably hosts a well-being podcast.

And motherfuckers said I wasn't good enough to be a lecturer. Phffft.