#LoveLiveChallenge

Day 8: Ai'll finally do it!

Ai’ll begin my series of 100 skillful puns!
Are ya’ ready? Ai’m sure!

This will be a LEGendary tale of an Aidol who won’t admit de”feet” until it’s over!
Enough stalling! Ai’ll start this by cracking some “egg”cent yolks!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes “apparent”!
I’m almost friends with every letter of the alphabet! I dunno y

Do people say “hold your horses” ‘cause they want ya’ to be “stable”?
Baseball puns? They usually are a “hit or a miss!”
People say everyone has 5 senses, but Ai have a sense of humour!
I can’t espresso how much I love coffee! I love it a latte!

How do ya’ get a Pikachu onto a bus? Ya’ Poke em’ on!
Is it getting a bit chilli in here? I dunno! It’s “bean” warm for me!
I’m really good at making bread puns! I’m on a “roll”!
Why do bread puns? Rye not! I knead to tell em’!

Want some ice puns? Snow problem!
Nevermind, those ice puns “slipped” my mind!
German sausages are the “Wurst”!
Plant puns? Aloe them vera much!
What did the fruit do after fallin’ off the tree? They “leave”!

How do ya’ know that you confused a tree? When they’re stumped!
Why don’t cacti move? ‘Cause they don’t wanna desert the tumbleweeds!
If a shelf is full does it mean it’s “booked”?
Umi can definitely help you with archery! She can give ya’ some “pointers”!

Why do bunnies love vegetables? Cause they carrot ‘bout them~!
What do you call shackles that play music? A metal band!
What do ya’ call a fake noodle? An Impasta
There was a movie about doughnuts but there were too many holes in the story!

Who won the ghost beauty contest? No body!
Why are skeletons bad liars? ‘Cause you can see right through them!
A spider crawled onto my camera. I call that a webcam!
Always trust a glue salesman! They tend to stick to their words!

Someone was givin’ away dead batteries. Free of charge!
What is the fastest mountain the world? Mt. Rushmore!
What do ya’ call a fish without an eye? A fsh!
Lumberjacks are always curious. How do I know? They always axe questions!
Ready for some bird puns? Owl tell you some!

Birds can do a lot of things! Why is that? ‘Cause they’re talon-ted and im”peck”able!
What kind of bird helps with construction? A crane!
I was outside the gym ‘cause they weren’t open yet! Luckily when they opened it was worth the “weights”!

What do ya’ call stallion swimmin’ in the ocean? A seahorse!
Can I tell soda puns? I sure “can”!
Why don’t Pandas wear shoes? ‘Cause they’re always “bear”foot!
Where do salmon sleep? On a waterbed!
Do ya’ know why they call it the dark ages? ‘Cause there were so many knights!

Why do people love cats on the internet? ‘Cause they love clickin’ lynx!
I love sheep! I wool love to hug one!
I could tell ya’ some space puns! They’re pretty outta this world!
I love cats! They’re “purr”fect!
If you’re stuck with debt, that means you can’t budge it!

I have a problem with soap and it’s “getting out of hand!”
Baking is easy as pie!
I couldn’t hear with my old phone. So I got a megaphone!
So a cloud disappeared, out of the blue.
Why are snakes good with instruments? ‘Cause they can play all types of scales!

What do ya’ call a ghost that likes to do things their way? A free spirit!
Why do people love volcanoes? ‘Cause they’re so “Lava”ble!
What’s the cleanest form of entertainment? A soap opera!
Why are pickles so calm? ‘Cause they can “dill” with anything!

Why should ya’ have fungi as a roommate? ‘Cause they don’t take up “mush room”!
What do ya’ say when Yohane becomes a romantic? She has “fallen” love!
Someone lost their job at the calendar factory the other day all because they took a day off!

They ran out of socks at the clothes shop the other day! Good thing they’re still “stocking” up!
What kind of device do peas listen to music on? An iPod!
Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
I wasn’t sad when my flashlight died. I was actually delighted!

Geology puns? They rock!
Sculptures are really amazin’ working with stone! Their statues are something to “marble” at!
I donated my furniture to a “chair”ity!
Why are potatoes always punished? ‘Cause they’re always grounded!
Where do fish pay their debt? At a riverbank!

Why are tennis players so loud? ‘Cause they make such a racket!
Why aren’t pig jokes funny? ‘Cause they’re “Boar”ing!
There’s a show about marathons, and it’s still runnin’!
What kind of music do presents like? Wrap music!
What kind of salt helps you with vision? See salt!

I don’t like vacuums! They suck!
Where are average products made? The satisfactory!
The broom was an innovation! It swept the nation!
Why was the pony’s voice different? ‘Cause it was a bit hoarse!
Casual business wear is so versatile. It can “suit” your every need!

I love handmade clothes! They’re sew good!
What’s the hottest piece of clothing you can wear? A blazer!
Why don’t nesos get hungry? ‘Cause they’re always stuffed!
How do you find an area of a circle? You “round” the numbers!
New candy canes? They’re always in mint condition!

Why are glasses so easy to notice? ‘Cause you can clearly see them!
What kind of tree grows fingers? A palm tree!
Why do people become butchers? So they can meat people!
Garbage collectors are pretty trash at driving!
Limes are always mean ‘cause they’re always sour!

Hanayo made a cat-shaped cake fur Rin!
Jokes ‘bout clothing aren’t easy to make, sometimes you need new material!
Why did the candle quit their job? ‘Cause they felt burnt out!
Why can’t ropes talk? It’s because they’re always tongue-tied!

You should learn sign language! It’s pretty handy!
I think claustrophobic people would be more productive “thinking out of the box”.
Emma told me, “Do you know what is the best thing about Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus!”

“Cleaning mirrors?” That’s a job I could totally see myself doing!
Writing with a broken pencil? Seems pointless to me!
What kind of anime do cakes like? Slice of Life!

Here are the last few fruit puns! They’re berry good!

Orange ya’ glad I told ya’ all those puns? I hope you’re
peelin’ better after readin’ all of them!

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