being friends with americans is so fucking weird you guys are so weird you think all your brands and experiences are universal you'll just be like yeah on sunday i went to the dongbonkles for a stack of bepleys dinkyes like im supposed to fucking know what that means by default

i mean i know you don't know what australian shit is either but at least WE know we're weird for calling ice cream on soda a spider or whatever

it's like I'm talking to sims

also fuck you you never translate your measurements you're just like yeah forty pounds! Three feet two inches! and im like oh yeah surely i can work that out with logic, like how there are one thousand grams in a KILOgram, surely it's based on tens or hundreds or

why SIXTEEN OUNCES. AND WHAT'S A FUCKING OUNCE AND WHY DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW OR BE ABLE TO EXTRAPOLATE THIS

"it's 96 degrees today in fahrenheit" sure why not i can also make up temperatures. it's 427 degrees today in my system that puts 0 as the temperature of my cold tea that i forgot to reheat

ill just never be able to cope