My dad & I are bonding during quarantine by watching New Girl. He always forgets the name of the show. Today he called it “Mean Girl” and “Homegirl” in the same sentence
less than an hour later, just called it “Bad Girl”
Tonight’s show name: “Cece Schmidt”
“Bad New Girls”
“Mean Bitchy Girls”

who hurt this man
today he said “New Goil” so like the actual name of the show but with a ?new Jersey? accent
“Other Girl”
so my father is now reporting that he now knows the correct name of the show, but he will just simply not be using it.
“New Girl Next Door”
“Girl Next Door” not very original but it’ll do
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