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Manchester United Football Club. The 3rd most valuable football club in the world are one of 3 (Yep.) teams in the Premier League to have spent a big fat £0 this summer. Why is that? Where’s all the money going and who’s to blame? 
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1. The owners (weasels)
Plummeted us into debt in 2005 and haven’t invested a penny of their own money at any point. They did however compensate themselves handsomely in the past two years with around £35 million in dividends. Darcie Glazer will get her own tweet later. Scum.
Plummeted us into debt in 2005 and haven’t invested a penny of their own money at any point. They did however compensate themselves handsomely in the past two years with around £35 million in dividends. Darcie Glazer will get her own tweet later. Scum.
2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Can’t say I’m overly familiar with hand-egg but I do know that recently the Bucs (owned by Glazer scum) signed 57 year old Tom Brady on a 2 year deal worth 50 million dollars. No money for upfront payments for Sancho though?
Can’t say I’m overly familiar with hand-egg but I do know that recently the Bucs (owned by Glazer scum) signed 57 year old Tom Brady on a 2 year deal worth 50 million dollars. No money for upfront payments for Sancho though?
3. Ed Woodward.
Where to even begin with this cunt? Responsible for the leveraged buyout in 2005 and acted as advisor to the Glazers throughout the negotiations. Became Chief Executive in 2013 and the rest is history. Lies to the fans anytime he opens his mouth. Get rid now.
Where to even begin with this cunt? Responsible for the leveraged buyout in 2005 and acted as advisor to the Glazers throughout the negotiations. Became Chief Executive in 2013 and the rest is history. Lies to the fans anytime he opens his mouth. Get rid now.
4. SAF
Don’t want to do this but have to. His failure to speak out about the Glazers sending us into debt makes him as culpable as anyone else. He got a hefty payout from the deal and that’s all that mattered to him. A few extra pounds and some horse jizz. Was it worth it?
Don’t want to do this but have to. His failure to speak out about the Glazers sending us into debt makes him as culpable as anyone else. He got a hefty payout from the deal and that’s all that mattered to him. A few extra pounds and some horse jizz. Was it worth it?
5. Bobby Charlton
What can you even say about this? The people who should care about this club the most are the ones who’ve ended up with the most blood on their hands. His place in the trinity is very much tainted. Still happily taking a yearly payout from the club too.
What can you even say about this? The people who should care about this club the most are the ones who’ve ended up with the most blood on their hands. His place in the trinity is very much tainted. Still happily taking a yearly payout from the club too.
6. David Gill
In 2004 he was very vocal about his disliking of the Glazers takeover bid and the way they were going about it. A year later he does a 180 and backs them. Wonder why?
He’s to this day anti-LUHG. That sound like someone who wants what’s best for the club?
In 2004 he was very vocal about his disliking of the Glazers takeover bid and the way they were going about it. A year later he does a 180 and backs them. Wonder why?
He’s to this day anti-LUHG. That sound like someone who wants what’s best for the club?
7. The Class of 92
Very vocal about their dislike of Jose Mourinho but all of them want Ole in the job. They’ve put friendships before wanting the club to return to winning ways. All Glazer puppets and they built a hotel across the road to make from tourists.
Very vocal about their dislike of Jose Mourinho but all of them want Ole in the job. They’ve put friendships before wanting the club to return to winning ways. All Glazer puppets and they built a hotel across the road to make
from tourists.
8. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
One of the first to speak out against the takeover in 2005. 15 years later he’s the face of it all. Legacy in tatters. If he cared as much as he claims then he’d resign and leave the Glazers with nowhere to hide.
“They’ve invested loads of money.”
One of the first to speak out against the takeover in 2005. 15 years later he’s the face of it all. Legacy in tatters. If he cared as much as he claims then he’d resign and leave the Glazers with nowhere to hide.
“They’ve invested loads of money.”
