I had a dream that nhl teams had ice dancers and I was a rangers one and we would get introduced one by one and come out and dance a little while the crowd cheered you know to get them pumped for the game
and all the hallways and tunnels in msg were maze-like and I kept stumbling upon a murder before each game and I’d have to solve it before I could go out and dance
I remember there was a fake dead body in a body bag and I went to open it but she jolted up and started shooting and this guy jumped in to take the gun and knock her out and then all of a sudden it was a game simulation and I was holding a clipboard like - good, aced that round
So then I’m back watching the game and coach quinn puts me in as the dancer bc new rule alert they can put in a dancer to try and distract the other team and they gave me a stick and everything
So I’m dancing I’m twirling I’m doing my shit and then somehow I’m wide open standing next to the goal and I look up and it’s this bitch from my high school I fucking hate and I was like oh hell nah so I got the puck and taunted her with it and scored on her ass
the crowd went NUTS and it was the first time a dancer ever scored and they put a spotlight on me and I was like what no way I just fucking scored in the nhl and then I turned around to try and find mika to run into his arms but I couldn’t find him
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