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Let’s go @freodockers ! Coffee made, ready for bounce down in my dark living room. I wish the stream would start so I could see what’s going on right now!
Ok I am not liking what I’m seeing so far. Get in it Dockers 
Swans are chippy already. 
It’s early to pull out this tweet, but SOMEONE TAKE A MARK
That’s right David Mundy you take that your own self and put it through. YES.
This is the part where I don’t tweet about how much I love a player because we all know what happens when I do that. 
Oh! There’s little Henry on my screen 
Fyfe playing deeper again today.
I always say this but it’s true. The hardest part about being an American fan coming to the game with a previous American mindset is to dispel the impulse to want them to just fall on the ball for safety.
Yikes, Reece. Also, someone do something about that blood all over his face.
What on earth
I don’t think there is much in that bump from Stephen. He should be fine.
I don’t think there is much in that bump from Stephen. He should be fine.
Ugh we’ve seen a set shot from here before
I occasionally forget how absolutely tough as nails you have to be to even step on the field in this sport.
Aren’t you at the game today, @NadiaMits ? 
They need a better second quarter.
Ooooo Andy almost had time to put that through. Come onnnnnnn let’s go
Uh it’s not wet today guys
THIS IS NOT GOING GREAT. They should have made us pay and they haven’t.
Fyfe is getting bumped around out there
Luke Ryan 
Gah. It’s ok Lobbo. Come on, everybody, do a thing for me.
YES. Showing a bit more fight at the moment
Oh, Sonny. Nobody will talk about that passage of play because it didn’t end in a goal but my goodness. 
We aren’t marking the ball well
OH
Adam you beauty. Lovely job on that!
Adam you beauty. Lovely job on that!
I do love a try-hard workhorse of a player even though they don’t do highlight things. Want to guess who I’m looking at right now?
Oh no
whew
Last year that was a goal against us every time.
whew
Last year that was a goal against us every time.
Oooo I’m so nervous for Freddy
Woooo!!! Let’s gooooooooooo well done young Michael
I hope SonSon’s eye is ok
Oh. Yeah he seems fine 
Love to see him kick one today though.
Love to see him kick one today though.
Oh my goodness Tabs
We have looked better as the game has gone on, so far. Let us hope that the first quarter was That Quarter.
Halftime and you know what that means, kids. All that coffee, so
Wouldn’t it be great to do half your work day and then have someone massage your hamstrings before you went back out and did the other half? I think my productivity would skyrocket to be honest.
Time for the second half. Coffee refilled and ready to go. #kalyakoorlwalyallup !
Wow!! What a little passage of play to start the half.
Mundy to James Rowbottom:
Mundy already on 30 disposals? And 8 marks for Tabs. Nice
Henry will be super fun to watch the next few years. I love how excited the crowd are to watch him! You can really hear the place buzzing when he gets involved in the play.
Very good defensive teamwork!!
Coxy having a very good couple of minutes just now.
You can tell the Swans are a young team too. This is an intriguing matchup, so much of the AFL’s future on display.
Ooo Willo. I love that guy. Tough as shoe leather.
Is it weird for all of you longtime fans to see Pav suited up on the sidelines? It must be. I’m trying to imagine seeing Fyfey out there doing that one day and it’s just bizarre.
Lukey saves our bacon there
Ugh Papley you little jackwagon leave Lukey alone. I loved how Conca patted his shoulder afterward though. 
I loved how Conca patted his shoulder afterward though.
Schultzyyyyy come on, buddy
Almost. And now he’s so intent on atoning for it that he’s hurt himself on a tackle. You have to love the effort at least.
At least once a game, if we are leading, there is some tweet that I type and immediately decide not to tweet it because I’m afraid I’ll ruin what is happening out there. Delete!! 
Good mark by Coxy just now though.
Good mark by Coxy just now though.
BSD out there making me a believer 
I wish I could find footage of my favorite Sean Darcy quote but I’ve never been able to locate it. If I do I’m going to tweet it every time he does something cool...
Oooooooo yes
Kick it through, Lobbo
Kick it through, Lobbo
Ooo he knows how to scare me though with that tap-dance. Love the crowd reaction to that!
Reece is going to need to be taped up from head to toe after this game is over.
Ugh. Papley. 
The next two minutes after this goal we need everyone to tighten up and just do a job.
That’s what I was talking about right there. THAT by Schultzy.
I wanted that goal for Henry so much! No worries, kid.
Come onnnnnnnn let’s not let them into this game. Do a thing, Freo
Please kick one here
Ugh they wasted that.
Ugh they wasted that.
Another goal please @freodockers , I would like to see those scary muppet-looking giant pompom things again
Boo. No more marks, Sydney.
Gahhh. Why
Oh, great call by that umpire on that push-off thing. (That’s a technical term.)
David Mundy again. Again.
I do love this game. Put it through, Lachie.
Woo hoo, there are the muppet things I was asking for!
One of the craziest things about footy is that the absolute best plays are the ones that go by so quickly that there is literally zero time to react to how amazing they are. The most fantastic moments are there and gone in an instant. It’s so poetic. 
Oh. Please Lobbo
No matter. We finished that game out like champs. YES.
That flag in a couple years is gonna be something else, kids. Can’t wait. #kalyakoorlwalyallup
OH. Lukey Ryan giving the postgame interview. My heart. Such nice boys. I am old. 
You guys. #kalyakoorlwalyallup is trendinnnggg and I love it 
Daytime has arrived and it is light outside now. The sun and the Dockers rising together 
Oh. They are showing the postgame ceremony! Haha I love Aussies. They can’t just tell who won the award. They have to go through the entire list of votes. This is soooooo Aussie, the whole thing.
Yeah baby Lukey Ryan getting his due after that performance. THAT’S RIGHT
All of you #AussiePosse need to come to America one day during the footy season so you can experience what it’s like to set a middle-of-the-night alarm and watch your team in the quiet darkness, and see them bring home a win as the sun comes up. It’s a great feeling!
Singing the song like they’ve been there before. Yeaaahhhhhh baby #kalyakoorlwalyallup #foreverfreo
So anyways I know my gameday threads are bonkers but if you guys are enjoying reading through them during the game or on the way home from the stadium, retweet your favorite parts every week and spread the joy. #kalyakoorlwalyallup #foreverfreo
