“10 different STUDENTS and how they react to SCHOOL REOPENING”

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1. The fornicators

These ones are extremely excited about the news because they’ve use masturbation to finish themselves at home...They need to goan fornicate badly with a human being.
2. The scammers

These ones are low budget yahoo boys that are using their parents as client to cashout.. They’ll collect money for text book and handout that don’t exist. Them Dey house with client so no format fit work for now. So they’re definitely happy school is reopening.
3. The SLAY MAMA.

These ones are tired of dressing properly at home & going to grind tomatoes... A whole “sexy Lizzie” going for choir practice😤...
They wantu rush back to school and continue runs and fake life. They’re definitely happy about school reopening.
4. The Yahoo boys

These girlfriend snatchers are definitely happy about school re-opening because they can’t wait to goan tension people’s children with ‘lockdown cashout’.
Agba wire wire! Eez only God that wee just you ooh 😭.
5. The ISRAELITES

These ones crave genuine freedom from their hostile parents... These set of students are very happy ‘cos now they can finally leave home & get peace of mind in school.
6. The ones that have MOVED ON.

These ones accepted their fate early... They forgot about being a student and got lockdown jobs,some of them have even gone to learn trade in onitsha main market. So the school re-opening news don’t even bother them at all.
7. The ones that just wantu goan GRADUATE

These ones are just happy that they won’t spend extra year cos of corona... They just wantu graduate and forget about school and it’s big trousers & ugly shoe wearing lecturers.
8. The MARLIAN

set awon “school Na scam”.... These ones might have even forgotten their reg number sef. They’re definitely unhappy about school reopening. They just wantu make money,relazz & be takin karuff.
Who school epp?
9. The UNBOTHERED

If school like, it should open or close nothing concern them. These ones are not happy or sad about school reopening.
10. ADD your own
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