This is for my Canadian followers only, no one else is allowed to watch it

I’m kidding you can watch it but if you make fun of it I’ll block you, don’t test me, it’s a treasure.

This one is actually just for Canadians because I don’t want to deal with the American nonsense when they listen to this and get upset

This one’s almost too much of a stereotype to even dredge up but John looks like the log driver and now I’m going to think about that for the rest of my days

My new thesis is Canadian television made an entire generation of furries. Look at how great Bert and Gert are

Sorry to retraumatize all of my Canadian millenial friends but I’m in too deep now

I keep thinking I’m done and am going to leave you all in peace but no. There can be no peace. There’s so much!