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‘Can we go Dungeoneering? Can we? CAN WE? Can I have an axe? What about a mace? No wait! A BASTARD SWORD! Can I cast a spell? Can I cast Fireball? I REALLY WANNA CAST FIREBALL! Look! I have a Fireball scroll and everything! It’s open already! Can I read it to you? I’M READING I-‘ https://twitter.com/quokkaeveryhour/status/1296468782098120705
‘Look at me, using my nature skill! I found this herb! I think it’s a herb, YES, IT’S A HEALING HERB! You need to be hurt first though (thinks) Can I hurt you a little? It won’t hurt, well, it WIlLL, but that’s why I have this herb! Of course it’s safe, I’ll eat some to prove i-‘
‘You must be what the DM calls a wandering monster. Are you lost Mr monster? Do you know where you are? Can I help you find home? CAN I? Boy, you have SHARP TEETH, but sharp teeth are good for eating. Are you hungry fella? You look sad - don’t be sad... Want a hug? LET ME HUG Y-‘
‘Me? I wouldn’t steal, I swear! On my life! I was raised lawful and good! Can I hold your sword? It’s such a NICE SWORD? No? What about your shield? CAN I HOLD YOUR SHIELD? No? What about backstabbing? Can I try it on you? CAN I? It’s so easy, I can even do it to myself! LOOK-!’
Hello! Whatcha doing? Summoning? I LOVE SUMMONING! Can I summon something? CAN I? I wanna summon a giant, no, a bugbear, no, a DRAGON! OOO! OOO! I GOT IT! A GREAT OLD ONE! Can I summon it? CAN I? What do I do? Stand here? In this circle? Now what? WAIT! IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S HAP-‘
‘Can I play you a tune? CAN I? I’m a Bard, a REAL BARD! HONEST! I‘ve my own FLUTE AND EVERYTHING! I WRITE my own tunes, PLAY my own tunes, SING my own tunes! Can I play something INSPIRATIONAL? CAN I? What if I hum a tune instead? Oh! What have you there? My, that’s a SHARP DAG-‘
‘Hello, are you a Genie? ARE YOU? Do I get three wishes? DO I? Can I have big cheeks? Okay, what about bigger cheeks? Can I wish for that too? CAN I? Can I wish for more wishes? No? One more then? What about cheeks? CAN I HAVE EVEN BIGGER CHEEKS? Are you sad? Why are you crying?’
‘Hey! Whatcha doing? Reanimating? That sounds FUN! Can I help? Can I? CAN I? What’s reanimating? WOW! I did not know that! Do I want to be a zombie? HELL DO I! Can I practice? How’s this? Any good? No? Too smiley? BUT I LOVE SMILING! Sure, I can drink that potion of GREEN LIQUI-‘
‘Where ya off to? Adventuring? Can I come along? Can I? CAN I?! Sure I can handle myself! I’m a monk! I’m trained in UNARMED COMBAT! You want to see me fight? DO YOU? Do think I can’t take a punch me? DO YOU? Hold out your fist and I’ll run into it. HOLD IT OUT! Ready? HERE I C-‘
‘Hi! Can I go on a quest with you? Can I? CAN I? I brought my own steed too, that okay? IS IT? I promise I won’t be any trouble, I SWEAR! Can you just help me up onto it? CAN YOU? Maybe give me a push too? That cool? IS IT? Can you just steer me away from the CLIFF EDGE? CAN YO-‘
Heya! Whatcha doing? Creating a party? I LOVE PARTIES! Will there be cake? Oh, it’s not that kind of party... Can I join anyway? CAN I? It’s evil characters only? I CAN BE EVIL! WATCH ME! Is this evil! What about THIS! Do my eyes say ‘evil’ to you? DO THEY? HEY! DON’T WALK AWAY-‘
‘Hello, Mr. Wizard, are you doing magic? I LOVE MAGIC! Can you do some for me? CAN YOU?! No, not Fireball. OH, I KNOW, MIRROR IMAGE!
(Poof!)
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME, BUT TINY!
HELLO! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME, BUT BIGGER!
WOW! HE EVEN SOUNDS LIKE ME! Hey, where did that Wizard go?’
(Poof!)
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME, BUT TINY!
HELLO! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME, BUT BIGGER!
WOW! HE EVEN SOUNDS LIKE ME! Hey, where did that Wizard go?’
