2020 so far, please add your comments (leap year...NOOOO)
1) China reports investigating respiratory illness originating in Wuhan
2) Iranian baked Iraqi militia attack US embassy in Baghdad, DJT said, bad boys be spanked
3) bad boys spanked. US drones take out Qasem Soleimani...
leader of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps’ Quds Force. 56 people die in a stampede at his funeral
4) U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issues first travel warnings for Americans visiting China
5) Iran launches missiles at two Iraqi bases injure Americans. Iranian military shoot down Ukraine International Airlines plane leaving Tehran, killing all 176 people
6) Prince Harry stops being a prince & becomes a frog
7) House of Reps do their cute little march with the "Articles of Impeachment"
(facepalm)
8) US screens people arriving from Wuhan
9) US citizen returning from China, 1st case of Wuhan Flu
10) Senate blathers about impeachment
11) DJT plays down Wuhan Flu (he was right)
12) China closes Wuhan
13) Kobe Bryant dies in weird helicopter crash
14) DJT bans travel from China, Ds melt down. Pelosi & NY official encourage partying in Chinatown.
15) Italy has "Hug a Chinese Day" https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1224661041495212032
(That's not suspicious)
16) The Ds start doing voter fraud with their primary process--Beatific Butt gets 1 more delegate than Feel the Bern, who the Ds hate with a purple passion
17) DJT delivers state of the Union...
...The Drunken Hag tears up her official copy; D women wear white & look mean & pathetic; Ds fail to applaud DJT's accomplishments including higher employment for blacks (BLM yeah)
18) Senate acquits DJT; Ds scream
19) DJT fires EU ambassador Gordon Sondland and National Security Council adviser Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, Ds scream, "You can't do that." But he can. He's their boss.
20) Bernie Sanders wins New Hampshire primary, Joe Biden finishes 5th behind Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar...
...but by now it's obvious people choosing a D candidate for the primary is all just for show. The Powers have picked someone out & it ain't gonna be Bernie, no matter how many votes he wins. (Keep this bit in mind)
21) DJT pardons former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, who...
...immediately has a lot to say, but the "press" ignores him & everybody forgot what he said. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Rod+Blagojevich&t=ffnt&atb=v167-1&ia=web
22) Bernie wins NV primary. (Ha, Ha, Ha)
23) House of Reps feels compelled to pass anti lynching bill (like that's going to save anybody from hanging for treason)
24) Gropin' Joe wins SC after endorsement by Rep Clyburn (that boy knows who butters his bread)
25) Progress made on peace agreement between Taliban & US
26) Beatific Butt drops out even though he's not doing that bad & everybody finds out his military career was phony. (So what did they give that boy?)
27) Ds cheat & Biden wins 10 states (I'm shocked I tell you, shocked)
28) Blooming Night of the Living Dead drops out of race after spending boo-coo bucks
29) Italy goes full quarantine
30) WHO declares Wuhan Flu pandemic
31) Weinstein sentenced to jail for a long time
32) everybody starts shutting down events (panic, gotta panic)
33) elderly...
...start dying (When did Gov Cuomo put Wuhan Flu patients in nursing homes?)
34) DJT declares Wuhan Flu national emergency
35) Spain goes into lockdown
36) Bars & restaurants punished due to Wuhan Flu
37) celebrities start having Wuhan Flu
38) most stuff is canceled
39) "Stimulus" bill is passed & finally cash is distributed
40) DJT sends military hospital ships to CA and NY, which they don't use because they have perfectly good nursing homes to put sick people in
41) US Navy captain acts like an idiot & tells the world his ship is...
...full of Wuhan Flu. Wussy, pansy press & leftists melt down when he's reprimanded for informing the enemy he's not ready for duty
42) US economy starts hurting (Ds go, "yay, maybe now Orange Man Bad will feel some pain")
43) April 4: DJT says “What do you have to lose?”...
...in regards to taking hydroxychloroquine to treat Wuhan Flu. Immediately the inexpensive, well documented as "safe for use" drug, been used for decades, proven safe & effective for a lot of things is declared unsafe & Deep State Mouthpieces scream DJT irresponsible...
...Big Pharma has a cow (can't make any money off of that old thing!) & Ds scream DJT Orange Man Bad. Argument over the drug begins
44) White House decides to play along with Deep State & says "Masks patriotic"
45) Bernie drops out of race (what did they give that boy?)
46) DJT announces US will not give cash to China controlled WHO (Ds scream)
47) Actual Peaceful Protestors carrying guns, American flags & DJT for POTUS flags protest shut-down in Michigan, MSM melts down, "we're all gonna die, they have guns!!" NOBODY dies
48) people are dying of Wuhan Flu. MSM muddies the waters with lies & disinformation, so do DJT's medical advisors, arguments continue over hydroxychloroquine; a handful of governors kill off pesky elderly R voters by inserting Corona Virus sick in nursing homes...
49) Venezuela is shown to be a complete socialist hell hole--how long did that take, five years?
50) Elon Musk defies CA ban on "non-essential" workers
51) MSM, Ds & Deep State find black people who've been unjustly slain to justify rioting; Deep State "scientists" say...
...you can't go to church or any of that stuff, but if you riot, that's ok" Dad gum snakes don't want us to comfort one another or hang out at restaurants where we can talk to one another, they want us to think we're all lepers & we can't have anything to do with one another...
...they don't want US unified against THEM
52) Funeral for criminal George Floyd is ok to attend, Wuhan Flu doesn't attack those people either. His golden coffin is hauled all over the country & celebrities put on a big show. Turns out cops didn't have an easy time arresting...
...that boy.
53) CNN cries when they get some of what they've been applauding, their headquarters attacked. Same thing happened to a few mayors. Poor dears. But they remain all on board for rioting, er, I mean "peaceful protestors"
54) Space X launches--cool event.
55) Now 2020 goes full bore insane. D/leftist/Soros minions tear down statues & destroy businesses--don't care who it is, abolitionists, black owned businesses, Navy SEAL headstones--burn it all, even an historic church in DC
56) DJT leaves White House & walks to historic...
...church. Holds up a Bible in defiance of the anti-Christs & treasonous seditionists etc., MSM & Ds accuse him of using an event for political purposes. Drunken Hag, not to be outdone, does her own photo shoot the next day.
57) Cops hammered by leftists & Ds while they let criminals out of jail because "Corona Virus" & demand law abiding citizens turn in their guns, but we have to wear masks & do social distancing unless we're rioting, then we don't have to. Can we do church if be burn an effigy...
...of satan & scream while we do it? What about bars & restaurants? If we set a bonfire outside in the parking lot and scream while we eat, can we have inside dining, please?!? I digress
58) What about visiting our sick in nursing homes & funerals...wait. sorry. 58) Joe Biden, the C-Span Child Porn actor, two-bit criminal magically acquires enough delegates to become the D nominee for POTUS. 😑 Ok, moving on.
59) TV starts canceling every cop show...
...everything anybody likes is canceled.
60) Another black criminal is shot by a cop & more people riot. yay. Yeah, Black Lives Matter, but only if that black is a criminal killed by a cop. Black lives don't matter if they die in abortion clinics or on the streets of Chicago...
...or Baltimore Ok. Moving on.
61) The Supreme Court proves they are not about to let the insanity remain only with the D politicians & rioters, they rule that DACA, the Executive Order BO wrote & himself said was not legal, has to become law. So DJT jags his head from...
...one side to the other and says, "Ok, then that means I can write law with Executive Orders. Cool." Meanwhile, the Conservative Press melts down & cries like a bunch of babies while lefties gloat that BO's precious DACA will stand.
62) President Trump holds sparsely attended...
...rally in Tulsa after the event was moved to no longer occur on Juneteenth. A) DJT "sparsely" attended vs B) Biden Social Distancing rally 🤣😂
63) 2020 is the year words mean the opposite or something entirely different from their former meanings: racism no longer means hating a person of another color--now it means "I don't like you," "I don't like your politics," "Your words make my brain hurt."
64) NASCAR felt left out & decided to jump off the cliff with the other lemmings. Meltdown: a garage door pull at the race track looks similar to a noose!!!!
65) Professional sports in the US no longer exist. cue the dirge.
66) John Bolton publishes “The Room Where It Happened”, the MSM crows & DJT shrugs
67) Corona Virus purportedly passes 10 million worldwide, but who can tell? a guy who died in a motorcycle accident is reported...
If there's one, there's twenty, if there's twenty, there's a hundred, if there's a hundred....you get the point! Who can tell what the heck is going on with the Wuhan Flu? The only person who hasn't lied about it is DJT!! He said it was a hoax from the start...
...he said hydroxychloroquine was the drug to end the pandemic. But NOOO, the Deep State wants a vaccine with a tracker in it and a ID card to prove you got it + Big Pharma can't make any money off that old drug.
68) Ghislaine Maxwell is arrested. More documents from that case...
...are shared with the world. Yeah. Epstein & Ghislane & a bunch of Power Elites are pedophile sleazes. Next.
69) Patriots across the country defy fireworks bans!!
70) Patriots make lemonade out of lemons in CA
73) The United States Supreme Court delivers its unanimous opinions in both Chiafalo v. Washington and Colorado Department of State v. Baca, ruling that states are free to enforce laws that punish faithless electors
74) DJT pulls US out of WHO. Left melts, but then hushes...
...when chorus of "China owns WHO" drowns them out It was obvious. It has to be completely obvious for the MSM to notice. 😑
75) Biden "wins" in Delaware & NJ. So does Trump. Doesn't DJT, who is running opposed get more votes than Biden did?
76) US Supreme Court decision: Trump v. Vance & Trump v. Mazars USA, LLP re attempts by the Manhattan DA & the House of Reps to subpoena DJT's tax records. Court orders each case sent back to lower courts for further review. Unlikely DJT's taxes released before election
77) Green Party picks a candidate, but another guy from the Green Party is running independent because he said the Green Party is corrupt. (There is nothing about 2020 that would be accepted as fiction)
78) USPS says it can't handle higher volume of mail for absentee ballots...
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