MEDICO LEGAL CASES at hospitals can be most amusing.
Some case scenarios seen in residency:

SCENARIO 1–
Young male complained he got beaten up by a family member on 20 June at 8.30 pm at a certain specific address.
Patient next to him has same complaints. Also beaten up by
some male family member again on 20 June 8.30 pm at the same address.

Slowly it dawns on you...they r complaining abt each other! 😭😭😂😂
SCENARIO 2–

30 yr old male who claims to be assaulted by someone gets admitted. All routine tests come bk as Normal.
There’s nothing wrong with the fellow who looks as strong as an Ox! 🐂
Everyday this guy acts that he has stomach pain/back pain wen u go and check on him. The moment u leave ward he has gone outside to buy DOSA!! 😎😂

Eventually Police begins to stand outside his ward everyday coz moment he is discharged he gonna be in jail! 🤭
SCENARIO 3–

40 yr male comes from Andra Pradesh and speaks only Telugu.His brother claims he was beaten by friend with Sticks and stones!
His wife says..”no sticks or stones..just by hand 👊🏼 “

U secretly wonder what’s cooking between the wife and her husband’s friend 🤭
SCENARIO 4 —

Had a patient who tried to suicide. Saw hesitation cuts over his left wrist.
When I asked how this happened he said it was coz he dropped a fish tank over his hand!

Haan beta! Hum toh kal hi paida hue hain! Aur banao humko maamu 😭😂😂🙏🏼
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