My coked-out son got kicked out of the Navy.

He literally had no job skills, so I took him to Ukraine in AF2 so he could get an $83K/mo no-show job on the board of an energy company.

We also got a $1.5B investment fund to manage.

I can’t keep my hands off little girls. There’re dozens of cringe-worthy videos to prove it.

I’m old and decrepit. My mind is so far gone, I can’t stay focused on where I am or what I’m saying. For that reason, I don’t answer live questions from the press. My wife talks for me.

I was a key part of a treasonous effort to weaponize the intelligence agencies of this and other countries against my political rival’s campaign. I also used it to spy on members of Congress and the media.

I am credibly accused of raping a female staffer.

I plagiarized my way through college. Public aware of this fact ended my first attempt at the White House.

Despite all this factual evidence about me, I am the best the Democrat Party has to offer.

Vote Joe Biden 2020.

If you’re still not convinced to vote for me, you should know that I withheld loan guarantees backed by U.S. taxpayer dollars to extort Ukraine into firing a prosecutor who was investigating my son’s corrupt energy company.

I admitted that fact on video.