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Shower thoughts for today -- arguments that Billy Joel makes in "Only The Good Die Young" that you, Virginia, should have sex with him.
1. You'll have to have sex with someone eventually, it might as well be me.
2. Nobody told you, but sex is pretty great, you're missing out.
1. You'll have to have sex with someone eventually, it might as well be me.
2. Nobody told you, but sex is pretty great, you're missing out.
3. Only the good die young. [Citation Needed]
4. Me and my friends aren't actually as bad as you've heard.
5. Please have sex with me.
6. Sex with me, Billy Joel, is especially great, and nobody told you.
4. Me and my friends aren't actually as bad as you've heard.
5. Please have sex with me.
6. Sex with me, Billy Joel, is especially great, and nobody told you.
7. Heaven probably sucks anyway and Hell will be more fun.
8. Your authority figures are hypocrites for condemning me.
9. Again, you'll have sex with someone, it might as well be me.
8. Your authority figures are hypocrites for condemning me.
9. Again, you'll have sex with someone, it might as well be me.
Debate coach's rating: Needs Improvement. 6 is a solid pitch, with 4 as a buttressing argument, but 8 is an appeal to prejudice and 7 has distressing implications.
