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Today on Fox, @KellyannePolls ranted that Biden doesnt have a COVID plan, when corrected, said "It isnt much of one"
Let's compare:
Trump:
1. "Ban China, with lots of exceptions, last February."
2. "Slow the testing down please."
What does Joe have?... https://www.rawstory.com/2020/08/kellyanne-conway-has-a-temper-tantrum-after-fox-news-host-calls-her-out-bogus-biden/
Let's compare:
Trump:
1. "Ban China, with lots of exceptions, last February."
2. "Slow the testing down please."
What does Joe have?... https://www.rawstory.com/2020/08/kellyanne-conway-has-a-temper-tantrum-after-fox-news-host-calls-her-out-bogus-biden/
...let's see. First, let's just start with the preamble to his testing plan, which lays out the overview of its reasoning and values. (You may want to have a cartoon book for @POTUS made up, @KellyannePolls - this is gonna be like reading a real book.)
.../2
.../2
...Not much of a preamble.
Oh wait.../3
Oh wait.../3
...continuing the preamble.../4
...and we begin with the plan. NOT the plan itself, but just a summary of its goals..../5
...(I know, @KellyannePolls even the cartoons are getting a little hard for Trump to get through now. Add a few "Trump is great!" words to the cartoons, it may help...)
So, step one, fixing some of Donnie's fuck ups.../6
So, step one, fixing some of Donnie's fuck ups.../6
...and the opposite of "slow the testing down, please." Ramp 'em up, massive.../7
...then, act to help hospitals that are getting overwhelmed so that they can remain fully staffed without requiring health care personnel to work 24/7.../8
...not done with that yet...more on hospitals and treatment...
...Hmmm...the "consult the 'my pillow' guy on how to treat COVID was removed from the plan, I guess. So, Donnie does have that over Biden.
But Biden now goes to protecting hospital workers and first responders from infection...
But Biden now goes to protecting hospital workers and first responders from infection...
...actual plans on treatments and vaccines, not just "gimme a vaccine before the election!!! ME ME ME ME!!!"
...also, make sure doctors have guidance on national, standardized procedures...
...also, make sure doctors have guidance on national, standardized procedures...
...of course all of this will require money to pay for it. So here is how that will be done...
...and of course, this will require Americans to come together. In particular, in avoiding misinformation - things like "Hydroxychloroquine! My pillow guy! Masks optional! This is their new hoax! Magically go away!" So yah, defeat that crap...
...the end? Nope. Not even close. Of course, to get access to treatment and testing - for self-preservation in the GOP mindset since it limits the chance YOU will get it, and to be human in the Dem mindset, since this will help others surivive ....
...and even more on JUST helping people get treatment and testing, regardless of means...
...and, to make sure people get treatment. (Reminder to GOP 'just let em die" folks: If EVERYONE is not protected, virus spreads, which means you, your mom, and this weeks stars on The Bachelor could get it. So this is necessary for YOU even though it helps people you hate)...
...phew. The end.
Oh, wait....helping people who are hard hit economically by the disease....
Oh, wait....helping people who are hard hit economically by the disease....
...and, make sure everybody is able to keep their homes and stay, you know, fed,,,
...more on coverage assistance and opening up loans for small and medium sized businesses. Yes, he doesn't have "give loans to the Los Angeles Lakers and my rich friends" but Donnie can keep advocating for that...
...students, mortgage holders need support since they are losing incomes, and - oh - people who need child care so that if their children's schools are closed, the parents can still work...
...phew.
Oh wait, those are all federal programs. So the feds will also help fund state and local programs that already exist for people to keep homes, jobs and their businesses...
Oh wait, those are all federal programs. So the feds will also help fund state and local programs that already exist for people to keep homes, jobs and their businesses...
...tax relief. But NOT for rich people. Yes, I know...that will make them cwwwyyyy. But so it goes. Those not in need don't need. Those in need, need....
...that is SOOO much. No more will be needed.
Oh, wait. Joe says different. He say, literally, more will be needed...
Oh, wait. Joe says different. He say, literally, more will be needed...
..the end.
Nope, that's just for us. Now, we need to take a leadership role in the world again - as the USA has always done until now - in combating this (GOP: If we help OTHERS, even people you hate, it protects YOU. I know, that's a tough choice.)...
Nope, that's just for us. Now, we need to take a leadership role in the world again - as the USA has always done until now - in combating this (GOP: If we help OTHERS, even people you hate, it protects YOU. I know, that's a tough choice.)...
then...and then....
make sure this crap never happens again...
make sure this crap never happens again...
..Yes, yes, not much of a plan.
He also doesnt have the "I'm great! Slow the testing down please! I'm great! It is what it is! I'm great! Hydroxychloroquine! I'm great! My pillow guy!"
But I guess people have to choose between an infantile plan, and a real one.
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He also doesnt have the "I'm great! Slow the testing down please! I'm great! It is what it is! I'm great! Hydroxychloroquine! I'm great! My pillow guy!"
But I guess people have to choose between an infantile plan, and a real one.
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