So today is National Potato Day?
I wrote a poem for potatoes...

You come from the dirt
Useless and round
A more terrible vegetable
I have not found
Oh, and another thing...Stop putting potatoes inside other foods. It's tacky. It's tacky like those KFC bowls where they shove everything on the menu into a bowl of instant mashed potatoes and try to convince you it's good by covering it in paste gravy. Fool me once KFC...
Oh, you're Irish? This is me caring...
Oh, you're from Idaho?
Oh, Mr. Potato Head?
Big Potato conglomerates...
The only time I ever root for potatoes...
Your face
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