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I ate some gluten & dairy free cannabis infused banana bread and watched the #DNCConvention #RollCall .
In order from worst to best...
In order from worst to best...
56) NEW HAMPSHIRE
One of the many entries that went for the hostage video aesthetic. Missed opportunity to not even attempt a stage picture.
One of the many entries that went for the hostage video aesthetic. Missed opportunity to not even attempt a stage picture.
55) NEW JERSEY
While I appreciate the pop of color with the yellow dress, I have to assume that after minutes of failed problem solving with that wire, this guy yelled at someone and they decided to go ahead and shoot anyway.
While I appreciate the pop of color with the yellow dress, I have to assume that after minutes of failed problem solving with that wire, this guy yelled at someone and they decided to go ahead and shoot anyway.
54) MINNESOTA
Oh boy, I hope this isn’t all she gets for dropping out of the race.
Oh boy, I hope this isn’t all she gets for dropping out of the race.
53) IDAHO
Real Estate vibes.
Real Estate vibes.
52) KENTUCKY
Is Kentucky known for its corners of houses?
Is Kentucky known for its corners of houses?
51) SOUTH CAROLINA
Coco Chanel famously said, “Before you film your #RollCall video, look in the mirror and take one TV off the wall.”
Coco Chanel famously said, “Before you film your #RollCall video, look in the mirror and take one TV off the wall.”
50) CALIFORNIA
This was def a non-union gig.
This was def a non-union gig.
49) ARKANSAS
Too many food trucks, not enough cute blue dresses.
Too many food trucks, not enough cute blue dresses.
48) IOWA
The pile of wood bothers me & the cornfield feels a bit too obvious.
Love her dress, though.
The pile of wood bothers me & the cornfield feels a bit too obvious.
Love her dress, though.
47) UTAH
Loved her message, but I feel that building deserved a better angle.
Loved her message, but I feel that building deserved a better angle.
46) ILLINOIS
Is they had only waited for dusk.
Is they had only waited for dusk.
45) MASSACHUSETTS
She looks like she’s about to throw it back to Chet and Nat back in the studio.
She looks like she’s about to throw it back to Chet and Nat back in the studio.
44) MICHIGAN
President’s Day Sale
President’s Day Sale
43) PENNSYLVANIA
Finally some visibility for those with Xanax and a Green Screen.
Finally some visibility for those with Xanax and a Green Screen.
42) INDIANA
Former small town mayor turned Presidential candidate returns to Indiana to start a law firm in an abandoned car dealership. The twist? He’s gay!
CBS, Tuesdays at 8
Former small town mayor turned Presidential candidate returns to Indiana to start a law firm in an abandoned car dealership. The twist? He’s gay!
CBS, Tuesdays at 8
41) MISSOURI
Those buildings look photoshopped in.
Those buildings look photoshopped in.
40) OHIO
Loved the backyard wrestling vibes.
Loved the backyard wrestling vibes.
39) WEST VIRGINIA
This one needed some choreo, tbh.
This one needed some choreo, tbh.
38) ARIZONA
Ok, she looks great in red, but I feel cacti are the cornfields of Arizona.
I NEED MORE!
Ok, she looks great in red, but I feel cacti are the cornfields of Arizona.
I NEED MORE!
37) CONNECTICUT
This could be a still from a Mark Wahlberg movie.
This could be a still from a Mark Wahlberg movie.
36) AMERICAN SAMOA
American Imperialism in one photo.
Not only are the residents of American Samoa not able to vote for President, they’re not even allowed citizenship.
American Imperialism in one photo.
Not only are the residents of American Samoa not able to vote for President, they’re not even allowed citizenship.
35) NORTH CAROLINA
Guardians of the Ranch!
Guardians of the Ranch!
34) NORTH DAKOTA
Public Access Travel Show vibes.
Public Access Travel Show vibes.
33) PUERTO RICO
You can either wear white in honor of the suffragettes or film in front of the sky blue water. You can’t do both.
(Honestly, Puerto Rico should’ve been ranked lower on the list, but I can’t go back now.)
You can either wear white in honor of the suffragettes or film in front of the sky blue water. You can’t do both.
(Honestly, Puerto Rico should’ve been ranked lower on the list, but I can’t go back now.)
32) VERMONT
Covid Family Reunion
Covid Family Reunion
30) WASHINGTON
Love the haircut. Hate how they framed this shot.
Love the haircut. Hate how they framed this shot.
29) NEBRASKA
Is this Cottagecore?
Is this Cottagecore?
28) OKLAHOMA
Someone was happy that they had an excuse to use their flood light.
Someone was happy that they had an excuse to use their flood light.
27) LOUISIANA
They deserved better lighting.
They deserved better lighting.
26) ALASKA & HAWAII (tie)
Simple, Beautiful & Non Contiguous
Simple, Beautiful & Non Contiguous
25) OREGON
Definitely the most colorful of our hostage video series.
Definitely the most colorful of our hostage video series.
24) SOUTH DAKOTA
Honestly, I just liked his energy.
Honestly, I just liked his energy.
23) Washington D.C.
Can’t get the Magnetic Fields song out of my head.
Can’t get the Magnetic Fields song out of my head.
22) COLORADO
Love the Family summer vacation vibes. Kinda wish Arizona went in this kind of direction.
Love the Family summer vacation vibes. Kinda wish Arizona went in this kind of direction.
21) MARYLAND
These two def learned the Mayor Pete dance.
These two def learned the Mayor Pete dance.
20) NEW YORK
These two women are introducing America to their white lady robot.
These two women are introducing America to their white lady robot.
19) NEW MEXICO
It’s a toot from me.
It’s a toot from me.
18) VIRGINIA
Thought this was the Berlin Wall.
Thought this was the Berlin Wall.
17) GEORGIA
Love how they framed this, but it does kinda look like he’s about to try and palm her head.
Love how they framed this, but it does kinda look like he’s about to try and palm her head.
16) DELAWARE
Looks like the old guy traveled back in time to an Amtrak station to warn his younger self about something.
Looks like the old guy traveled back in time to an Amtrak station to warn his younger self about something.
15) U.S. VIRGIN ISLANDS
Best suit of the night!
Best suit of the night!
13) MISSISSIPPI
Someone has had some Linklater vocal training.
Someone has had some Linklater vocal training.
12) DEMOCRATS ABROAD
Would watch this movie.
Would watch this movie.
11) TEXAS
Everything is bigger in Texas...
Including their lighting budget.
Everything is bigger in Texas...
Including their lighting budget.
10) FLORIDA
Happy someone fought to film this in front of a big chair.
Happy someone fought to film this in front of a big chair.
9) MONTANA
Would you rather have ______?
A) Cows
B) WiFi
Would you rather have ______?
A) Cows
B) WiFi
8) NEVADA
I’m gonna tell my grandkids these were the Village People.
I’m gonna tell my grandkids these were the Village People.
7) WYOMING
6) NORTHERN MARIANA ISLANDS
Love all the floral accessories.
Bonus points for reminding everyone that we don’t let all of our citizens vote in the Presidential Election.
Love all the floral accessories.
Bonus points for reminding everyone that we don’t let all of our citizens vote in the Presidential Election.
5) TENNESSEE
If White Claw were a delegate.
If White Claw were a delegate.
4) KANSAS
Beautiful composition & I have a fondness for strawberry blondes.
(My first crush was the lead singer of Deep Blue Something.)
Beautiful composition & I have a fondness for strawberry blondes.
(My first crush was the lead singer of Deep Blue Something.)
3) WISCONSIN
Is he single and/or poly?
If so, do you think he’s into bears?
Is he single and/or poly?
If so, do you think he’s into bears?
2) RHODE ISLAND
That dude could fuck me on that pile of calamari.
That dude could fuck me on that pile of calamari.
1) ALABAMA
Honestly, they were first out of the gate & they nailed it. 10s across the board.
Honestly, they were first out of the gate & they nailed it. 10s across the board.
