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a thread of cow jokes for you, please enjoy:
how do you count cows?
with a cowculator
with a cowculator
why do cows have hooves not feet?
because they lactose
because they lactose
what do you call a sleeping cow?
a bull-dozer
a bull-dozer
what do you call a cow with two legs?
lean beef
lean beef
what do you get from a dwarf cow?
condensed milk
condensed milk
a cow wandered into a field of marij*ana..
the steaks have never been so high
the steaks have never been so high
what do you get when a cow is in an earthquake?
milkshake
milkshake
thank you for reading, i hope you enjoyed this thread and i probably won’t make anymore bc this was stupid but still too should follow me i’m pretty cool :)
