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Dutch Cultural Things To Do That Won't Get Us All Killed During A Pandemic, a thread.
-walk around your neighborhood, see which of your neighbors have painted their house an unapproved color and report them to the Gemeente
-start a what's app group
-go back through the last seven years finances and see if anyone owes you money and send them a tikkie
-start a what's app group
-go back through the last seven years finances and see if anyone owes you money and send them a tikkie
-walk your dog and don't clean up after it
-cycle somewhere
-purchase a Consumentenbond subscription and tell everyone what the best blender is
-cycle somewhere
-purchase a Consumentenbond subscription and tell everyone what the best blender is
-make a recipe from the Allerhande. Bonus points if it calls for spices buy you don't use them.
-conduct a scientific study on how to eat a tompouce without it tompoucing all over you
-conduct a scientific study on how to eat a tompouce without it tompoucing all over you
-find an extremely tiny patch of sun and sit in it
-put the Luxembourg flag in your twitter handle and yell at people for not speaking Dutch
-put the Luxembourg flag in your twitter handle and yell at people for not speaking Dutch
-go to your nearest train station and time the trains and complain they are 37 seconds late
-argue about patat v friet
-debate which BN'ers would get a celebrity card, if such a thing existed
-argue about patat v friet
-debate which BN'ers would get a celebrity card, if such a thing existed
-arrange all your chairs in a circle in your living room and determine which seating location is actually the best
-go through all of your stempelkaarten and see what free stuff you can get
-go through all of your stempelkaarten and see what free stuff you can get
-make a spreadsheet of every cafe wherever you live and figure out which one has the cheapest cup of coffee and biertje. Tell everyone the results.
-send your ex roomates tikkies for less than five euros and see who pays
-cook a meal only using items you find in the bonus
-conduct a survey about what is the proper proportions of siroop to water
-cook a meal only using items you find in the bonus
-conduct a survey about what is the proper proportions of siroop to water
-make all 469 stamppot recipes from the Allehande https://www.ah.nl/allerhande/recepten-zoeken?Ntt=stamppot
-cycle around your city with any of the following on your bike: more than three children, a bookcase, three crates of beer or a painting ladder
-cycle around your city with any of the following on your bike: more than three children, a bookcase, three crates of beer or a painting ladder
-DIY your own tiny Dutch cheese flags
-sharpen your kaasschaaf
-have a competition see who can slice the thinnest slice of cheese for your broodje kaas
-sharpen your kaasschaaf
-have a competition see who can slice the thinnest slice of cheese for your broodje kaas
-practice packing your camper van for maximum efficiency
-say three nice things about Belgium (that should keep you all busy through the second wave of this goddamn disease)
-say three nice things about Belgium (that should keep you all busy through the second wave of this goddamn disease)
-research the actual law and come up with a solution for someone on De Rijdende Rechter
-learn all the words to the Wilhelmus
-learn all the words to the Wilhelmus
-complain about literally anything, extra points if it's about the weather, the NS, tourists or the state of your neighbor's garden
-send out a datumprikker for the family birthday parties for 2023
-send out a datumprikker for the family birthday parties for 2023
-if you're unmarried, decide which ANWB jackets you and your future spouse will get together
-now that you've started a whatsapp group, start a second one with all of the people from the first group except one.
-now that you've started a whatsapp group, start a second one with all of the people from the first group except one.
I have to go get some actual work done. I don't want to hear about anyone polonaise-ing at any birthday parties until I see photographic evidence of all 469 variations of stamppot.
