Roll call!!
Alabama: staff talking in background — fired!
Alaska — looking good!
American Samoa — damn you and your pacific islands chic
Arizona — is that a cactus in your pocket, or?
Arkansas — why didn’t you find a decent senate candidate!! Inexcusable
Alabama: staff talking in background — fired!
Alaska — looking good!
American Samoa — damn you and your pacific islands chic
Arizona — is that a cactus in your pocket, or?
Arkansas — why didn’t you find a decent senate candidate!! Inexcusable
California — what no palm tree in the shot!! Fired.
But peppy. Redeemed
Colorado — gold stars for kid’s shirt
Connecticut — what is happening here?
Delaware — it’s not a game of uno, you don’t get to pass
Democrats abroad — bernie, really?
DC — 51st state!!!

Colorado — gold stars for kid’s shirt
Connecticut — what is happening here?
Delaware — it’s not a game of uno, you don’t get to pass
Democrats abroad — bernie, really?
DC — 51st state!!!
Florida — that’s a ... really big chair?
Georgia — John Lewis mural A+
Guam — you are so weird. Still don’t get you. You were my backup school.
Hawaii — this is an unfair zoom background. Also, we’re still mad about Tulsi.
Idaho!! Actually that is the only dem in Idaho
Georgia — John Lewis mural A+
Guam — you are so weird. Still don’t get you. You were my backup school.
Hawaii — this is an unfair zoom background. Also, we’re still mad about Tulsi.
Idaho!! Actually that is the only dem in Idaho
Illinois — room rater 2/10
Indiana — broadcasting from inside the hostage video.
Missed some because CNN is terrible
Kansas — no corn? Kidding
States with inside views — nope
Ok but Louisiana kid was adorbs
Maine — neutral
Maryland — great suit.
Indiana — broadcasting from inside the hostage video.
Missed some because CNN is terrible
Kansas — no corn? Kidding
States with inside views — nope
Ok but Louisiana kid was adorbs
Maine — neutral
Maryland — great suit.
Massachusetts ....
Michigan it’s not a car ad
Minnesota — Amy K you forgot your
Does everywhere have better weather than DC?? Wtf
Mississippi makes me glad I am not teaching this year
Missouri — Arch!
Michigan it’s not a car ad
Minnesota — Amy K you forgot your

Does everywhere have better weather than DC?? Wtf
Mississippi makes me glad I am not teaching this year
Missouri — Arch!
Montana — moooooooo!
Nebraska — ok this is a weird follow up to the cow shot
Nevada — we know. There is only that one sign and the palm trees you stole from California
NH — should have done a dance number instead
Nebraska — ok this is a weird follow up to the cow shot
Nevada — we know. There is only that one sign and the palm trees you stole from California
NH — should have done a dance number instead
New Jersey — a train station, because everyone wants to get out of Jersey
New Mexico — so beautiful and underrated. Really bringing the turquoise.
New York — sorry chuck Schumer took the good backdrop
North Carolina — Cozzie Watkins A+ bring it!!!
North Dakota — really?
New Mexico — so beautiful and underrated. Really bringing the turquoise.
New York — sorry chuck Schumer took the good backdrop
North Carolina — Cozzie Watkins A+ bring it!!!
North Dakota — really?
Northern Mariana Islands — we don’t know where you are! But great message!
Ohio — bringing the lordstown anger and gray skies!
Classic.
Oklahoma — good history lesson
Oregon — umm I love all these kids with aviator glasses. So much better than red hats.
Ohio — bringing the lordstown anger and gray skies!
Classic.
Oklahoma — good history lesson
Oregon — umm I love all these kids with aviator glasses. So much better than red hats.
Pennsylvania — “still here— Scranton!”
Puerto Rico — we will vote for whoever isn’t throwing paper towels at our heads
Rhode Island — “Calamari comeback state” is not much of a motto
South Carolina — Jaime!! @harrisonjaime whoot!!
South Dakota — well done, short, sincere
Puerto Rico — we will vote for whoever isn’t throwing paper towels at our heads
Rhode Island — “Calamari comeback state” is not much of a motto
South Carolina — Jaime!! @harrisonjaime whoot!!
South Dakota — well done, short, sincere
Tennessee — so many questions here
Texas — El Paso masks. A+
Utah — should have done from weird sculpture in middle of salt flats. D-
Vermont — mad libs
USVI — let’s talk about those private islands
Virginia— yeah. That’s about right.
Washington — space needle cred!
Texas — El Paso masks. A+
Utah — should have done from weird sculpture in middle of salt flats. D-
Vermont — mad libs
USVI — let’s talk about those private islands
Virginia— yeah. That’s about right.
Washington — space needle cred!
West Virginia — education isn’t usually what you think of
Wyoming — oh god, CNN speller Matthew Shepard’s family’s name wrong
Wisconsin — there are too many W states!!
Delaware again — @pithywidow is right, this is the worst small world ride
Wyoming — oh god, CNN speller Matthew Shepard’s family’s name wrong
Wisconsin — there are too many W states!!
Delaware again — @pithywidow is right, this is the worst small world ride