Read on Twitter
Guy, borrow me money. Just 30k, I get one sure ticket wey go bring 300k.
One game cut am.
You do quick calculation..
If I borrow 50k, I can pay this guy back his 30k and use the 20k to win 100k easy.
You borrow 50k. The odds look good the games look good.
You think again
One game cut am.
You do quick calculation..
If I borrow 50k, I can pay this guy back his 30k and use the 20k to win 100k easy.
You borrow 50k. The odds look good the games look good.
You think again
Instead of this 20k for 100k. I can just play the 50k. Your mind tells you, "oboi, you sure? It means you'll be owing 80k if you lose."
Then you remember the aspire to perspire tweet you saw on twitter.
"Only those who take great risks get great rewards."
You put the 50k.
Then you remember the aspire to perspire tweet you saw on twitter.
"Only those who take great risks get great rewards."
You put the 50k.
4 games don enter... Cashout option 365k.
You look the last game, the odds is just 1.40 sure game, your 500k must complete.
Final minutes of the game, David Luiz use hand carry ball inside box. Penalty! Dem equalise.
You look the last game, the odds is just 1.40 sure game, your 500k must complete.
Final minutes of the game, David Luiz use hand carry ball inside box. Penalty! Dem equalise.
At this point if dem give you gun to shoot either David Luiz or Satan. You go waste your bullet for Luiz body. Bastard boy!
You come on twitter, see people subbing David Luiz, you RT all the tweets. You curse Bet9ja. Its just 80k, your salary is coming soon, 200k you can pay.
You come on twitter, see people subbing David Luiz, you RT all the tweets. You curse Bet9ja. Its just 80k, your salary is coming soon, 200k you can pay.
So you think about another aspire to perspire nugget.
"You only fail if you stop trying"
You tell yourself, lailai i will not be a failure. Failure is not my portion I'm a winner.
You check bible pages to support your assertions. You read some aspire to perspire about Job..
"You only fail if you stop trying"
You tell yourself, lailai i will not be a failure. Failure is not my portion I'm a winner.
You check bible pages to support your assertions. You read some aspire to perspire about Job..
He lost it all and God replenished him 10 times. You key into the blessing of Job. As you're dropping your church tithe, you sing to yourself. "Abraham's blessings are mine 
" You dance to the front. Drop your offering.
As pastor was preaching you heard..
" You dance to the front. Drop your offering. As pastor was preaching you heard..
God has decided to bless you this week if only your amen can be the loudest!! AMEN!!!! You roared, your amen is the loudest. Even your mumcy look back say, ahnahn, this boy that is always pressing his phone. Indeed God works in miraculous ways.
Service closes you're feeling good. Now that God is involved. Surely the divine must come through.
You forecast for the weekend games. Na "investment" remain now.
You put the games inside your bible, put the bible under your pillow.
You dream or so you thought that you
You forecast for the weekend games. Na "investment" remain now.
You put the games inside your bible, put the bible under your pillow.
You dream or so you thought that you
and that babe that told you you're too broke to maintain her are chilling. She calls you daddy.
Celestial confirmation received!
Celestial confirmation received!
You registered on 10 loan apps. Borrow 5k each. But you don't want to waste the celestial confirmation, you need big money. You talked to your guys, Raised another 50k. God help you, you win Mazi Gburugburu giveaway. 20k! First sign from God of his promise.
Add everything together, 120k.
You think, "I don't want to be greedy. Just 5 odds" You can pay all your loans and have 400 plus left. The 20k untop is for that babe that called you broke on the TL for begging Mazi for giveaway. You will use it to shut her up.
You think, "I don't want to be greedy. Just 5 odds" You can pay all your loans and have 400 plus left. The 20k untop is for that babe that called you broke on the TL for begging Mazi for giveaway. You will use it to shut her up.
You selected 20 games already. But you want to lower your risk. You chose 3 games. 5 odds!
You call Akin Alabi! No way you are giving this one to Bet9ja again, Akin Alabi seems like he's God fearing, e dey go church. He'll understand that this slip is ordained by God himself.
You call Akin Alabi! No way you are giving this one to Bet9ja again, Akin Alabi seems like he's God fearing, e dey go church. He'll understand that this slip is ordained by God himself.
You stake.
Liverpool vs City BTTS e enter. Na Mane score from Trenta assist. KDB, wondaful freekick.
Barca vs Levante over 2.5 goals. 4-0, e enter.
Chelsea vs Crystal Palace. Either team to win. 2-2 after Chelsea went two up, 80 mins..dazzling run from Saha, shot!
Liverpool vs City BTTS e enter. Na Mane score from Trenta assist. KDB, wondaful freekick.
Barca vs Levante over 2.5 goals. 4-0, e enter.
Chelsea vs Crystal Palace. Either team to win. 2-2 after Chelsea went two up, 80 mins..dazzling run from Saha, shot!
You faint! Open one eye, Kepa saved it. Yes!!! Ayew rebound, goal!
Your faint again!
Food is not sweet, water is bitter. Your pastor is a scam and you're now an atheist.
Next time pastor G.O post anything on the twitter, e go hear am.
Your faint again!
Food is not sweet, water is bitter. Your pastor is a scam and you're now an atheist.
Next time pastor G.O post anything on the twitter, e go hear am.
But now you're owing 180k. Immediately you borrowed money from app. They have been sending you notifications. You vex delete all the apps. Stupid bastards you think to yourself.
You come on twitter and rant. Quoted tweet, "Why is the almajiri boy making noise". The same babe.
You come on twitter and rant. Quoted tweet, "Why is the almajiri boy making noise". The same babe.
180k gone. You keep going, somehow you find a level of resourcefulness that you didn't know you had. You have raised 700k in 1 month, you won one time but lost it all again.
You enter Kelvin Odanz DM.
"Sir, my family and I have not eaten since 2 weeks. Moto jam my mother
You enter Kelvin Odanz DM.
"Sir, my family and I have not eaten since 2 weeks. Moto jam my mother
10 days ago, my father is in the hospital because of cancer. Please anything you can do to help will be much appreciated sir. God bless you"
He left you on double tick.
You think to yourself, that bastard, no wonder feminists hate him. Such a pompous fellow.
He left you on double tick.
You think to yourself, that bastard, no wonder feminists hate him. Such a pompous fellow.
You have lost 800k in 2 months.
You're slacking at work, they have warned you several times. After a while, they let you go.
You come on twitter and threaten suicide. You get ignored. You post your picture with 2 sniper bottles, all you got was aspire to perspire. No money.
You're slacking at work, they have warned you several times. After a while, they let you go.
You come on twitter and threaten suicide. You get ignored. You post your picture with 2 sniper bottles, all you got was aspire to perspire. No money.
You keep going until, you avoid everyone or everyone avoids you.
The S word keeps popping up but, you're not that courageous and thank goodness.
If only you knew, you would have stopped at 30k. Now you're owing almost a million and have no job.
The S word keeps popping up but, you're not that courageous and thank goodness.
If only you knew, you would have stopped at 30k. Now you're owing almost a million and have no job.
STOP!
This thread is brought to you by the #CouncilofChiefs.
I have consulted with the elders and they assent to the message.
Stop before it's too late. No matter how bad you think it is now, it can get much worse. #QuitBetting
I have consulted with the elders and they assent to the message.
Stop before it's too late. No matter how bad you think it is now, it can get much worse. #QuitBetting
