We are officially a @tatis_jr podcast and we will publicly shame anyone who agrees with the pair of lips that manages the Texas Rangers

New members to the Get A Spoon list are as follows:

1. Chris “Pair of Lips” Woodward for basically being pissed that his pitching staff sucks and telling the next shit bag to take the mound to throw behind Machado

2. Billy Ripken for using “unwritten rules” and “that’s how the game is” as an excuse to be a grumpy old guy on TV... @MLBNetwork FIRE THIS GUY

3. Jayce Tingler, and before you ask who that is, that’s exactly my point. Guy manages the Padres and didn’t have HIS OWN PLAYERS BACK. Next time you give @tatis_jr the take sign i hope he hits another missile and flips you the bird as he rounds 3rd base

4th & final new addition is whoever the cuck is that threw behind Manny Machado. He probably was just doing what he was told, but grow a set and strike him out, that’s the only respectable move at the point

CANT GROW THE GAME IF YOU DONT ALLOW THE PLAYERS TO BE THEMSELVES AND BRING EXCITMENT TO BASEBALL!!! BE BETTER THAN THIS @Rangers @MLB @Padres @Starting9 @MLBNetwork