THESE HOUSEGUESTS ARE PISSING ME OFF. EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM. HERE’S A THREAD ON HOW: #bb22
Xmas: SHUT THE FUCK UP. How the HELL are you on every feed at every moment reminiscing on your time in Iraq like you fought a damn war, promoting your DUMBASS fitness app. If I hear ONE more story I will have an aneurysm. ENOUGH!! #bb22
Kevin: You whiny ass, cry baby, WACK A MOLE. You are the real life manifestation of a deaf, dumb, blind TMZ reporter with your HORRID ASS reads. The theories you spew are POISON to my ears. #bb22
Cody: POMPOUS PRICK. You were Derrick’s bitch all season and walk into this house with your second place God complex. Who the HELL gave you this MISPLACED confidence? I’d put my foot up your ass if your stupid skinny jeans weren’t already SHOVED up there #bb22
Dani & Nicole F: If i hear “Janelle” come out of your mouths one single more time I will LOSE my SHIT. You psychopath stalkers pin everything on this bitch and it’s truly SICKENING how obsessed you stay while also pretending to be friendly with her!!! #bb22
Day: When will you learn to shut your DAMN mouth. Every time we THINK you take a step forward you CATAPULT us three back by running around to everyone and worst of all DANI (what the fuck!!!!) We want to like you, you WONT allow it #bb22
Memphis: You arrogant douche. Your first HOH EVER and you run the house like a goddamn Slumlord. No one owes you SHIT and sitting on your high horse when you got not a single vote as a second place LOSER 10 years ago telling others they don’t belong. Old ass. #bb22
Janelle: Your dumbass reads are on my last NERVE. Watching you cry over Nicole fricken Anthony while she drags you through the MUD. Thinking you’re close to Memphis because y’all are in the CRUSTY CREW. Enough!!! #bb22
Tyler: I dare you to make one more fake ass alliance. Your “allegiance” means nothing more than a hot turd sandwich. Your ass is going to get caught and then WHAT? You’re about to give away 450k yet AGAIN. #bb22
Nicole A: You slimy slug. Everytime you drag Janelle and Kaysar through the mud im truly SICKENED. Every time you utter “straight shooter” im inclined to do just that through my brain. Your scrambled ass is dragging everyone down with you. #bb22
Bay: WAKE UP. Just like Day every single time you get on the right track, it’s like train wreck Becky KNOCKS your ass right off. Cody’s crew is about to pick you off and you STILL can’t see it. #bb22
Kaysar: Along with Janelle, watching you defend Nicole A is pathetic. You are out of touch with the younger players who don’t want to interact with a living, breathing fortune cookie of a man. DO BETTER. And realize that Memphis doesn’t give a FLIP about the geriatric gang #bb22
Enzo: You’re a goddamn 42 year old man. Stop eating out of tin foil and wash a fricken dish. #bb22
Ian: Quit being so fricken cute and light a fire under your ass because you are NOT safe boo. (And make a friend other than Nicole F!!!!!) #bb22
David: Last but not least. Your crying ass stole our heart for all of two seconds before you FUMBLED. HOW did you manage to get yourself evicted next to someone who was already on her damn way out?? We look like CLOWNS for defending your first boot behind. #bb22
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