Austin Powers trending we need a fashion servation breakdown thread of the ladies of mystery immediately: 🔍✹
Vanessa Kensington, a modern woman of the 90’s, she preferred modest cuts and a muted palette, but effortlessly serves in silver lamĂ©
Felicity Shagwell, the strutting spirit of the Swinging 60’s, an avatar of free love with funky textiles and body baring silhouettes, the twist of sweetness keeps her down to earth
Foxxy Cleopatra,
it’s BeyoncĂ©.

(the ultimate disco 70’s diva, warm and rich tones showcase her powerful presence with chic golden accessories, styled to perfection as a shining star of African heritage & pride)
Frau Farbissina,
she’s German, she’s dark, she’s leather, she’s fetish,
she is the mother of all Evil

she could lowkey eat up all the other little girlies but saves it just for her Herr Doktor . . .
honorable mentions: Ivana Humpalot is Russian but serves Monica Bellucci vamp, Alotta Fagina is a more demure Cristal Connors, the Fook twins have yikes names but the Harajuku bimbo vibe is valid tbh,
and our good ol’ gal Robin Swallows neĂ© Spitz, even fried her tits are serving
(what bothers me most about the Fook twins aside from the obvious is that “Fuku” is right THERE and is actually japanese and fits their school uniform aesthetic!!)
and last but not least, the dolls that changed the world and arguably jumpstarted the barbie pink bimbo obsession of the 2000’s

Juicy, Baby Phat, VS, this trend has been going strong even into the underground and is due for a resurgence, can we take it, will our brains survive?
Fembots are weaponized femininity, blissful in automated seduction and sensuality, glorious B-movie camp costuming takes us to a fantasy of liberated hedonism, the pastels are inviting, the silver stunning, the fuzz ‘n’ fluff titillating

they have Britney, they are the future
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