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Whyyyy do people feel the need to post the body of a snake that they killed? Why do you feel the need to show it off just so the rest of your SM contacts can be stupid trying to identify it? Why is it so difficult for people to just leave the snake alone or relocate it? 1/?
It absolutely infuriates me to see when people do this. The snake didn't do anything wrong. It did NOT deserve to die. I wish I could demonstrate to people how easy it is to pick up a non-venomous snake and move it. Because... You literally pick it up... And move it. 2/?
And the worst thing is to see the excuse "Well I did it because I don't like snakes." WELL BUCKO NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU SO CAN I TAKE A SHOVEL TO *YOUR* FACE? Damn. 3/?
PS, posting photos of dead snakes around me will earn you an automatic block. This is animal cruelty whether you wanna admit it or not.
The snake will not hurt you. The snake will not bother you. The snake will not hurt your kid unprovoked. The snake does NOT deserve to die. 4/?
The snake will not hurt you. The snake will not bother you. The snake will not hurt your kid unprovoked. The snake does NOT deserve to die. 4/?
If you are uncomfortable removing a snake from your property if you absolutely HAVE to make it go away, call a professional, post on FB so a herper can see, or just... you know... leave it be.
And remember, if you have a snake on your property, odds are its your fault. :) 5/?
And remember, if you have a snake on your property, odds are its your fault. :) 5/?
Snakes look for territories with easy food supplies, primarily in the department of rodents. So if you have a snake on your property, you probably have bigger problems in the form of a tiny package.
Make your home less attractive to the food, the predator leaves. 6/?
Make your home less attractive to the food, the predator leaves. 6/?
Also, I've heard every excuse in the book when it comes to killing a snake.
Bottom line is that you're a fucking coward who's scared of a noodle just because it has a face and when you post the photo it only confirms that you're not only a coward, but an idiot.
Okay I'm done.
Bottom line is that you're a fucking coward who's scared of a noodle just because it has a face and when you post the photo it only confirms that you're not only a coward, but an idiot.
Okay I'm done.
