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Day 1:
Girl - How did you get my number?
“We met at that event. You were with Gina and you gave me your number”
Girl - I gave plenty people my number that day. What were you wearing?
Girl - How did you get my number?
“We met at that event. You were with Gina and you gave me your number”
Girl - I gave plenty people my number that day. What were you wearing?
Day 2:
(WhatsApp message)
Guy - Hi
*1 day later*
Girl - hey
Guy - Good morning
Girl - Mrng.
Guy - How are you?
Girl - blue tick. No reply
(WhatsApp message)
Guy - Hi
*1 day later*
Girl - hey
Guy - Good morning
Girl - Mrng.
Guy - How are you?
Girl - blue tick. No reply
Day 5:
Girl - hi
*guy is surprised*
Guy - hi
Girl - hw are u?
Guy - I’m fine. How are you?
Girl - Not fine
Guy - why?
Girl - Can you send me N500 airtime? I’m in a tight corner.
Girl - hi
*guy is surprised*
Guy - hi
Girl - hw are u?
Guy - I’m fine. How are you?
Girl - Not fine
Guy - why?
Girl - Can you send me N500 airtime? I’m in a tight corner.
Day 9:
(My guy is bored and wants to try again)
Guy - Hi
*3 hours later*
Girl - Hello dear. Tnx 4 the other day.
Guy - you’re welcome. Where do you stay?
Girl - Lugbe n u?
Guy - Gwarinpa
Girl - K
(My guy is bored and wants to try again)
Guy - Hi
*3 hours later*
Girl - Hello dear. Tnx 4 the other day.
Guy - you’re welcome. Where do you stay?
Girl - Lugbe n u?
Guy - Gwarinpa
Girl - K
Day 10:
Guy - hi
Girl - hello dear
Guy - Can we hang out sometime?
Girl - where?
Guy - anywhere you want
Girl - ok, Junkyard
Guy - Ok.
Girl - Can I come with 3 of my friends?
Guy - hi
Girl - hello dear
Guy - Can we hang out sometime?
Girl - where?
Guy - anywhere you want
Girl - ok, Junkyard
Guy - Ok.
Girl - Can I come with 3 of my friends?
Day 14:
(Date is set)
Guy - hi. Are you still coming?
Girl - yes I’m getting dressed. I will meet you there.
*I hour later*
Girl - please can you help me book Uber, my app is not opening
Just say you don’t have transport FFS
(Date is set)
Guy - hi. Are you still coming?
Girl - yes I’m getting dressed. I will meet you there.
*I hour later*
Girl - please can you help me book Uber, my app is not opening
Just say you don’t have transport FFS
Day 15:
Guy: Yesterday was nice. I can’t wait to see you again.
Girl -
Guy - when will that be?
Girl - Don’t know
(How will she know when she’s arranging other dates with men?)
Guy: Yesterday was nice. I can’t wait to see you again.
Girl -
Guy - when will that be?
Girl - Don’t know
(How will she know when she’s arranging other dates with men?)
Day 25
(Guy posts picture of him and a female friend chilling on status)
Girl - hmmm
Guy - what?
Girl - nothing. Your babe is fine.
(this is how they ask if you’re single)
Guy - she’s just a friend.
Girl - hmmm ok
(Guy posts picture of him and a female friend chilling on status)
Girl - hmmm
Guy - what?
Girl - nothing. Your babe is fine.
(this is how they ask if you’re single)
Guy - she’s just a friend.
Girl - hmmm ok
Day 33:
(Girl has not heard from guy in a while)
Girl - Hi dear
Guy - hello.
Girl - long time. How have you been?
Guy - I’m fine. You?
Girl - you forgot me nau. Can we hangout again?
Guy- ok. Will you come to my house?
Girl - I can’t come to your house.
(Girl has not heard from guy in a while)
Girl - Hi dear
Guy - hello.
Girl - long time. How have you been?
Guy - I’m fine. You?
Girl - you forgot me nau. Can we hangout again?
Guy- ok. Will you come to my house?
Girl - I can’t come to your house.
Day 42
(Guy finally wants to ask girl out after 6 weeks talking stage)
Guy - Do you have anyone you are emotionally involved with?
Girl - why do you ask?
Guy - I want to be that person if you don’t have.
Girl - Can you take care of my needs?
(Are you a special needs person?)
(Guy finally wants to ask girl out after 6 weeks talking stage)
Guy - Do you have anyone you are emotionally involved with?
Girl - why do you ask?
Guy - I want to be that person if you don’t have.
Girl - Can you take care of my needs?
(Are you a special needs person?)
Day 42 cont’d
Guy - I believe that we can take care of each other. This isn’t a fling for me. I want to have something special with you.
Girl - hmmmmm
Guy - Please be my girlfriend
Girl - Let me think about it.
(When they say they want to think about it, they have agreed)
Guy - I believe that we can take care of each other. This isn’t a fling for me. I want to have something special with you.
Girl - hmmmmm
Guy - Please be my girlfriend
Girl - Let me think about it.
(When they say they want to think about it, they have agreed)
Day 47
(5 days after guy and girl officially start dating)
Girl - hey baby
Guy - hi dear.
Girl - can you do me a small Favour?
Guy - anything for my girl. What is it?
Girl - I want to change my phone screen.
(5 days after guy and girl officially start dating)
Girl - hey baby
Guy - hi dear.
Girl - can you do me a small Favour?
Guy - anything for my girl. What is it?
Girl - I want to change my phone screen.
Day 58
(11 days after guy changes phone screen)
Girl - baby, my phone screen broke again.
Guy - we just fixed it. You should be careful
Girl - I’m even tired of using the phone. My mates are using iPhone 11. I want one.
Guy - ok. How much do you have let me support?
Girl - 32k
(11 days after guy changes phone screen)
Girl - baby, my phone screen broke again.
Guy - we just fixed it. You should be careful
Girl - I’m even tired of using the phone. My mates are using iPhone 11. I want one.
Guy - ok. How much do you have let me support?
Girl - 32k
Day 65
(Guy finally buys iPhone 11 for girl)
Girl - Thanks baby. I love the phone.
Guy - You’re welcome, my love. I love you.
Girl - I love you too.
(After a round of sex)
Girl - baby what are you getting me for my birthday next week?
(Guy finally buys iPhone 11 for girl)
Girl - Thanks baby. I love the phone.
Guy - You’re welcome, my love. I love you.
Girl - I love you too.
(After a round of sex)
Girl - baby what are you getting me for my birthday next week?
Day 71:
(1 day after Girl’s birthday)
Girl - baby, thank you for the cake & the dinner yesterday.
Guy - u’re welcome.
Girl - but u didn’t buy me a gift
Guy - I got u an iPhone 11 last week.
Girl - it’s not a birthday gift. You are too greedy. My ex bought me a birthday gift.
(1 day after Girl’s birthday)
Girl - baby, thank you for the cake & the dinner yesterday.
Guy - u’re welcome.
Girl - but u didn’t buy me a gift
Guy - I got u an iPhone 11 last week.
Girl - it’s not a birthday gift. You are too greedy. My ex bought me a birthday gift.
Day 71 cont’d:
Guy - How am I greedy? I got you an iPhone 11, a birthday cake and paid for a dinner for you and your friends.
Girl - so you’re counting everything you’ve done for me.
Guy - that’s not the point.
Girl - I want a break from this relationship
Guy - How am I greedy? I got you an iPhone 11, a birthday cake and paid for a dinner for you and your friends.
Girl - so you’re counting everything you’ve done for me.
Guy - that’s not the point.
Girl - I want a break from this relationship
Day 85:
(Relationship on break. Guy misses girl and wants to make it up to her so he shows up at her place unannounced and sees another guy wearing boxer in girl’s house. Other guy introduces himself as her boyfriend and says girl went to the market.
(Relationship on break. Guy misses girl and wants to make it up to her so he shows up at her place unannounced and sees another guy wearing boxer in girl’s house. Other guy introduces himself as her boyfriend and says girl went to the market.
Guy walks back into his car and cries like a baby. Then calls girl on phone)
Day 85 cont’d:
Guy - hello, babe. I came to your house and I met some guy who says he’s your man. So this is what you’ve been doing to me? Because we had a small misunderstanding. You’re cheating on me.
Girl - I’m sorry but you pushed me to him. You stopped caring about me.
Guy - hello, babe. I came to your house and I met some guy who says he’s your man. So this is what you’ve been doing to me? Because we had a small misunderstanding. You’re cheating on me.
Girl - I’m sorry but you pushed me to him. You stopped caring about me.
Guy - How did I push you to him?
Girl - You took a break from me
Guy - babe, you asked for the break
Girl - so if I asked you to put your hand inside fire, you will put your hand.
Guy - you were upset and asked for a break and I respected your request. Should I have fought you?
Girl - You took a break from me
Guy - babe, you asked for the break
Girl - so if I asked you to put your hand inside fire, you will put your hand.
Guy - you were upset and asked for a break and I respected your request. Should I have fought you?
Girl - If you loved me, you would have fought for me.
Guy - It’s fine. I guess this relationship is over. I wish you the best.
Girl - Don’t call my number again
Guy - It’s fine. I won’t. I’m just disappointed that after everything I’ve done for you, you can treat me this way.
Guy - It’s fine. I guess this relationship is over. I wish you the best.
Girl - Don’t call my number again
Guy - It’s fine. I won’t. I’m just disappointed that after everything I’ve done for you, you can treat me this way.
Girl - what did you do for me?
(This is a trap to get you to list things that you did so she can say you always list things that you did)
Guy - really? So I did nothing?
Girl - is it IPhone you want to call? I can buy it for myself
(This is a trap to get you to list things that you did so she can say you always list things that you did)
Guy - really? So I did nothing?
Girl - is it IPhone you want to call? I can buy it for myself
Day 105:
(Girl has broken up with new guy, is now missing guy. Actually, her eye don clear. Picks up phone)
Girl - hello, babe it’s me.
Guy - hi dear. How have you been? So happy to hear from you.
Girl - I’m fine. How are you? Just wanted to check on you. Long time.
(Girl has broken up with new guy, is now missing guy. Actually, her eye don clear. Picks up phone)
Girl - hello, babe it’s me.
Guy - hi dear. How have you been? So happy to hear from you.
Girl - I’m fine. How are you? Just wanted to check on you. Long time.
Guy - you’ve done well. I’m fine 
Girl- I miss you
Guy - I miss you too.
Girl - Can we have a sit down and talk? I can come to the house.
Guy - Oh let’s meet somewhere else. My wife is at home.
Girl- I miss you
Guy - I miss you too.
Girl - Can we have a sit down and talk? I can come to the house.
Guy - Oh let’s meet somewhere else. My wife is at home.
Girl - wait. You’re married? So all these while you’ve been deceiving me while you had another woman you wanted to marry?
Guy - no, I actually met her one day after our break up (day 86) and in 15 days (day 101) we got married. I didn’t cheat on you or deceive you.
Guy - no, I actually met her one day after our break up (day 86) and in 15 days (day 101) we got married. I didn’t cheat on you or deceive you.
Girl - It’s not possible. You lied to me.
Guy - babe, you’re the one I caught cheating.
Girl - So are you saying I wasn’t good enough for you in 85 days but she was good enough in 15 days?
Guy - Well, she was more ready to settle down.
Girl - So what do you want from me?
Guy - babe, you’re the one I caught cheating.
Girl - So are you saying I wasn’t good enough for you in 85 days but she was good enough in 15 days?
Guy - Well, she was more ready to settle down.
Girl - So what do you want from me?
Why are you talking to me?
Guy - You’re the one who called me oh.
Girl - (hangs up, deletes and blocks guys number and social media everywhere)
Guy - You’re the one who called me oh.
Girl - (hangs up, deletes and blocks guys number and social media everywhere)
Day 106:
(Girl is now a misandrist, posts tweet)
“Men are scum”
End of thread.
(Girl is now a misandrist, posts tweet)
“Men are scum”
End of thread.
