Everything is a choice.
Everything is a choice.
Everything is a choice.
Yeah. A for sure.
Yeah. A for sure.
Yeah. A for sure.
Same joke. A or B?
Same joke. A or B?
Same joke. A or B?
A or B
A or B
A or B
A or B
A or B
A Early COVID jokes are so dated already
B sounds legit (confident they Trump isn’t seeing this)
A Early COVID jokes are so dated alreadyB sounds legit (confident they Trump isn’t seeing this)
A Early COVID jokes are so dated alreadyB sounds legit (confident they Trump isn’t seeing this)
For the kids. Yes, B really is in bad taste. Not endorsing Betsy’s books.
For the kids. Yes, B really is in bad taste. Not endorsing Betsy’s books.
For the kids. Yes, B really is in bad taste. Not endorsing Betsy’s books.
A Quantity over quality.
B So true so true
A Quantity over quality.B So true so true
A Quantity over quality.B So true so true
How is it that we have oldies already?
How is it that we have oldies already?
How is it that we have oldies already?
A definitely is funny. B I don’t know.
A definitely is funny. B I don’t know.
A definitely is funny. B I don’t know.
Math-y jokes
Math-y jokes
Math-y jokes
A Minnesotans love. B Minnesotans are like “I don’t get it.”
A Minnesotans love. B Minnesotans are like “I don’t get it.”
A Minnesotans love. B Minnesotans are like “I don’t get it.”
A Dad joke
B Mom joke
A Dad jokeB Mom joke
A Dad jokeB Mom joke
In poor taste?
In poor taste?
In poor taste?
Winning potential. A or B?
Winning potential. A or B?
Winning potential. A or B?
Subtle. Very subtle.
Subtle. Very subtle.
Subtle. Very subtle.
Too soon?
Too soon?
Too soon?
Hopefully this will seem very dated soon.
Hopefully this will seem very dated soon.
Hopefully this will seem very dated soon.
These will never get old. https://twitter.com/aslavitt/status/1288622194004819969
If you expected more from me tonight, I will take half the blame. But you also didn’t have to actually do anything these few minutes. And the pandemic is 2 minutes closer to being done.

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Otherwise drop your own in here so we can procrastinate even longer. Please do smile when you need it. At least one of these had to be funny.
Before we had the word for meme what was the word we used for meme?
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