why harry is 100% going to include a song about bananas on HS3 — a thread
as we all know, fruit has been a strong theme within harry’s music, with 3 songs titled after various fruits. this is NOT a coincidence
even strawberries have been mentioned hidden in his lyrics. but obviously harry was hinting at more fruit songs with the lyrics “i want more berries”, we need to take his lyrics more seriously
HARRY and bananas: bananas have often popped up in harry’s career, from iconic moments like “2 bananas for a pound, 3 bananas for a euro” to not one but TWO instagram posts featuring bananas. this could mean harry has been hinting all along about the banana song
this isn’t the only time harry has been seen with bananas, there are MANY photos of young harold in 1D with bananas, he’s been subtly hyping this song up for a long time
now what you’ve all been waiting for, THE tweet. yes that’s right. harry’s iconic banana tweet which just so happens to be a PERFECT name for a song. you’re not slick harry, we’re catching on to #NMECWAWEAB

buckle your seatbelts because this part is going to BLOW YOUR MIND. i believe harry’s song is going to feature artists Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, and Niall Horan as they have ALSO been seen with bananas during their careers, and as we all know, there are NO coincidences
in april, niall was asked about what he was eating, surprise surprise, he mentioned a banana. but that’s not it, notice how banana is capitalized? doesn’t matter that it’s the beginning of the sentence, it’s clearly a sign.
the mystery banana song (NMECWAWEAB) even has fans! here’s a rare picture of the first NMECWAWEAB fan meeting liam and louis! as you can see, the boys don’t look very happy. maybe it’s because their secret song has been leaked? hmmm

yes Kiwi walked so Watermelon Sugar could run, but did Watermelon Sugar run so Banana could SPRINT? i think yes
CLEARLY harry and the boys have been working on a secret banana song for YEARS so i wouldn’t be surprised if we got it on HS3. with the amount of work they’ve put into it, i’m sure “NMECWAWEAB” is going to be a banger and definitely a #1 radio hit.
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if you’re going to find some way to hate on this, it’s just a joke. also i’m sorry i didn’t include zayn, i just couldn’t find pictures of him with bananas. tpwk and stream walls, fine line, heartbreak weather, LP1, icarus falls, mind of mine, flicker, and HS1 <3