bad puns with kat a thread
what do you call a wolf that meditates?

aware wolf
what did the windmill say to the rockstar?

im a big fan
why did adele cross the road?

to say hello from the other side
what did the grape say when it got crushed?

nothing, it just let out a little wine
why was dumbo sad?

he felt irrelephant
need an ark to save two of every animal?

i noah guy
i dont trust stairs because theyre always up to something and they always get you down
i lost my mood ring and i dont know how to feel about it
beer may not make you smart, budweiser
some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped

it was otter chaos
what did the ghost teacher say to the class?

look at the board and i will go through it again
never trust an atom, they make up everything
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