The @USPS itself tells me that there are *ten* post offices within 5.6 miles of me and I’m supposed to be worried about mailboxes on the street being reduced?

I mean seriously. Just look at the @USPS view of downtown #Pittsburgh and vicinity. If mailboxes disappeared from street locations entirely, literally no one would be able to mail anything. Or something.

10 post offices within seven tenths of a mile of the Empire State Building. Do you think midtown NYCers can survive without more mailboxes on the street?! NO THEY CAN’T! IT’S A CONSPIRACY, I SAY

Man, the mailing situation will be intolerable in both San Francisco and Chicago if the @USPS removes street mailboxes too. THERE ARE NO POST OFFICES ANYWHERE…or…uh…uhm…SOMETHING <shakes fist>