And now, inspired by @mlb_cc, a THREAD of MLB’s closed captioning algorithm trying to understand Stephen Piscotty’s name.

1/ Scottie
2/ Biscotti
3/ PESCUD he
4/ PESCHARDT he
And finally: not the First, not the Second, not the Third, not the Fourth, but:

Steven Fifth Scottie
Added A’s bonus: Marcus Semi-Sweet
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