okay look. why beetles? why do darwin and i like beetles??

a beetle is large and colourful and IN GENERAL not as DANGEROUS as other large colourful bugs and that makes them kind of INHERENTLY CHARMING!

i mean, don't put a bombardier beetle in your mouth, but
but like, the difference between a murder hornet (which is large and colourful) and a beetle is that the murder hornet might END U

and probably wants to FITE U

whereas a really large beetle is kind of cute, bumbling around and not harming anybody. :D
and let's not get into, you know. centipedes and stuff. that eat bats and frogs and mice and i don't know probably people and whathaveyou.

and some bugs are so TINY!

a beetle is of a size you can APPRECIATE.
yes, i'm drunk, and still drinking, sorry
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