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#FPL PRICES OF SHITHOUSERY {THREAD}
Which players have been overpriced by the work experience kid who actually just watches rugby? Who costs more than they are possible worth?
Let's dive the fuck in folks.
#FPL PRICES OF SHITHOUSERY {THREAD}
Which players have been overpriced by the work experience kid who actually just watches rugby? Who costs more than they are possible worth?
Let's dive the fuck in folks.
PATRICIO - 5.5M
If Nick Pope is arguably slightly overpriced, Patricio is basically a knight regent pissing around in Agincourt.
5.5m? For a keeper who averages 2.3 saves per match & rarely troubles BPS? He only got 18 more points than Matt Ryan who is a full 1m cheaper.
Nah.
If Nick Pope is arguably slightly overpriced, Patricio is basically a knight regent pissing around in Agincourt.
5.5m? For a keeper who averages 2.3 saves per match & rarely troubles BPS? He only got 18 more points than Matt Ryan who is a full 1m cheaper.
Nah.
ROBERTO - 4.5M
Lads... lads... I feel like 4m is right there and you just... well, added something? Like making the 3rd choice keeper of West Ham and the worst stopper ever to appear in the league the same price as Ryan & McCarthy.
This will get corrected right? Like Pulisic...
Lads... lads... I feel like 4m is right there and you just... well, added something? Like making the 3rd choice keeper of West Ham and the worst stopper ever to appear in the league the same price as Ryan & McCarthy.
This will get corrected right? Like Pulisic...
LUIZ - 5.5M
Whilst pricing the new Arsenal centre back at 4.5m to boot, this one smacks of a cry of "ooh I've heard of him" from the half witted nerf herder who typed this joke sum in.
Last season Luiz had as many red & yellow cards as clean sheets.
Whilst pricing the new Arsenal centre back at 4.5m to boot, this one smacks of a cry of "ooh I've heard of him" from the half witted nerf herder who typed this joke sum in.
Last season Luiz had as many red & yellow cards as clean sheets.
MINGS - 5M
I'll be honestly. I genuinely spat my drink out. I then cleaned myself up, made a new drink... and spat it out all over again.
What the ACTUAL fuck is he doing at 5m.
FIVE. MILLION.
I'll be honestly. I genuinely spat my drink out. I then cleaned myself up, made a new drink... and spat it out all over again.
What the ACTUAL fuck is he doing at 5m.
FIVE. MILLION.
JONES & ROJO - 5M
Alright fantasy towers... come on... live a little. Why not have a bit of fun with the 5th and 6th choice centre backs of a team... with terrible centre backs.
Pathetic.
Alright fantasy towers... come on... live a little. Why not have a bit of fun with the 5th and 6th choice centre backs of a team... with terrible centre backs.
Pathetic.
VALERY - 5M
But his replacement 4.5m? Lads...
But his replacement 4.5m? Lads...
OGBONNA - 5M
AUBAMEYANG - 12M
Making the guy with only the 7th highest score last season the most expensive asset in the game, having played a full season.
Good one. Ha ha. Tell us the real price now.
Making the guy with only the 7th highest score last season the most expensive asset in the game, having played a full season.
Good one. Ha ha. Tell us the real price now.
OZIL - 7M
I... um... well... I suppose if he plays... but he won't... so.... but what if... well no but then... I just don't know
I... um... well... I suppose if he plays... but he won't... so.... but what if... well no but then... I just don't know
LALLANA 6.5M
MINAMINO - 6.5M
The 3rd reserve striker for Pool is their most expensively priced midfielder aside from Salah & Mane
He's the same price as VVD
Do they know who he is? Have they got confused here? Do they thing he's Thiago?
Literal insanity.
The 3rd reserve striker for Pool is their most expensively priced midfielder aside from Salah & Mane
He's the same price as VVD
Do they know who he is? Have they got confused here? Do they thing he's Thiago?
Literal insanity.
WALCOTT - 6M
It's um... 2020 guys. Not 2014. Phil Foden scored more goals in the first gameweek of the restart than he did all season.
Just try harder. Please. That's all I ask.
It's um... 2020 guys. Not 2014. Phil Foden scored more goals in the first gameweek of the restart than he did all season.
Just try harder. Please. That's all I ask.
LINGARD - 6M
FLECK 6M
Do you think they meant Robert Fleck?
OH MY GOD WHAT A PLAYER HE WAS THAT FUCKING VOL... none of you are old enough to remember. Are you.
I'll move on.
Do you think they meant Robert Fleck?
OH MY GOD WHAT A PLAYER HE WAS THAT FUCKING VOL... none of you are old enough to remember. Are you.
I'll move on.
CAIRNEY - 5.5M
I'm sorry. What?
What is happening here.
I'm sorry. What?
What is happening here.
FIRMINO - 9.5
Just the 45 points less than the cheaper Martial last season then.
Okay...
Just the 45 points less than the cheaper Martial last season then.
Okay...
JOELINTON - 6M
2 goals all season. Only fair that he didn't get a price drop. I mean he created a lot with his... checks notes... 2 assists.
He's more expensive than Saint-Max.
How? What? Where? Why?
Do you even know who these players are?
2 goals all season. Only fair that he didn't get a price drop. I mean he created a lot with his... checks notes... 2 assists.
He's more expensive than Saint-Max.
How? What? Where? Why?
Do you even know who these players are?
CALVERT-LEWIN 7M
Fuck this I'm done. That's it.
Fuck this I'm done. That's it.
