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Some years ago, I had a female friend who I met on SM. We became really close. We were far apart though but we talked all the time about business, relationships & other personal stuff. As time went by, we started getting emotional with each other. I enjoyed what we had going.
She was a hardworking young lady with a blooming fashion business of her own & doing pretty well for herself. I was holding my own end too, trying to build myself up. She was a bit high class so I threaded carefully as I had seen she was exposed to a certain lifestyle I knew
I couldn't give her if we got together.
Something happened.
One day, her store & home were robbed. Goods were carted away from her store, while bulk money she had withdrawn earlier in the day for some transactions were taken away from her at home.
In one day, she lost
Something happened.
One day, her store & home were robbed. Goods were carted away from her store, while bulk money she had withdrawn earlier in the day for some transactions were taken away from her at home.
In one day, she lost
damn near everything she had worked for. She was distraught & I didn't know exactly the right things to say or do. I was struggling myself.
Now, earlier in our discussions, before the whole robbery incident, she had told me a story about how she celebrated her last birthday.
Now, earlier in our discussions, before the whole robbery incident, she had told me a story about how she celebrated her last birthday.
She had gone out with her friends to a club. They had fun. While at the club, she took interest in a certain Lebanese man who was there alone. She danced with him all night & eventually took him to her hotel room where they had some wild sex.
The next morning, they exchanged
The next morning, they exchanged
Phone numbers & Went their different ways.
However, she had given him a fake name & phone number cos she had intended it to be just one night of wild pleasure with no further attachments.
She never contacted him after that but kinda stalked his social media pages.
However, she had given him a fake name & phone number cos she had intended it to be just one night of wild pleasure with no further attachments.
She never contacted him after that but kinda stalked his social media pages.
She found a few posts on his Facebook page where he put out a price for anyone that'd help him locate her. He didn't have her picture but described her vividly enough including 2 tattoos she had on different parts of her body.
We had laughed over the gist at the time.
We had laughed over the gist at the time.
Now, 2 weeks after the robbery incident, we were on the phone for more than 2hrs one night & she was really down & distraught.
She told me she had been really tempted to reach out to the Lebanese guy as she believed he could help her re-establish a little foundation.
She told me she had been really tempted to reach out to the Lebanese guy as she believed he could help her re-establish a little foundation.
All I said was "babe, do what you gotta do; m ma abůrö ogbenye bůlů amoosu"
It was a Wednesday & the next day, she called him. The guy was so ecstatic & they immediately fixed a weekend rendezvous.
On Friday, they met up.
I resisted calling her all weekend.
It was a Wednesday & the next day, she called him. The guy was so ecstatic & they immediately fixed a weekend rendezvous.
On Friday, they met up.
I resisted calling her all weekend.
On monday morning, i got a call from her at about 9am. She was screaming & crying at the same time. All I could make out was "babe I'm back!".
When she had calmed down from her excitement, she gisted me about the weekend.
Apparently they had a really crazy weekend; wild sex,
When she had calmed down from her excitement, she gisted me about the weekend.
Apparently they had a really crazy weekend; wild sex,
good kush, exotic drinks, spa sessions & all.
While she was leaving that morning, he gave her 100k cash & wrote her a cheque of guess how much? 5 million Naira!
Now, everything she lost in the robbery amounted to roughly 3 million Naira.
This guy covered it all plus some.
While she was leaving that morning, he gave her 100k cash & wrote her a cheque of guess how much? 5 million Naira!
Now, everything she lost in the robbery amounted to roughly 3 million Naira.
This guy covered it all plus some.
I couldn't contain my excitement either cos I knew how hard she worked for what she had.
You see, pvssy has always been a currency, whether offered or demanded; just like bribery is either offered or demanded.
Dick is also a currency, even though
You see, pvssy has always been a currency, whether offered or demanded; just like bribery is either offered or demanded.
Dick is also a currency, even though
the currency power of pvssy to dick may be like the $$ to the Naira.
She's expanded so much now & I'm really happy for her. She did what she had to do & make no mistakes, I was all for it.
But I couldn't help but imagine it was a guy stuck in the same situation. How would he
She's expanded so much now & I'm really happy for her. She did what she had to do & make no mistakes, I was all for it.
But I couldn't help but imagine it was a guy stuck in the same situation. How would he
have got back on his feet so quickly? It'd take an absolutely unprecedented miraculous favour, or another 4-5 years of hard toil, starting all over from the scratch.
Oh, the Lebanese guy also got her a few contracts that paid 7 digit figures over the next one year.
Oh, the Lebanese guy also got her a few contracts that paid 7 digit figures over the next one year.
You see, women sleeping their way through difficult situations may sound derogatory when mentioned; but to be honest, it's always been a thing & I see absolutely nothing wrong with it.
The phrase "pvssy power" didn't jump right out the blues.
The phrase "pvssy power" didn't jump right out the blues.
I'd love to see men put in work to close down the huge gap in this exchange rate though cos right now, dick = Zimbabwean dollar 
P.S. she permitted me to share this story.
P.S. she permitted me to share this story.
