Logged onto FFXIV and some guy gave me 999 eggs and asked me to eat them. I'm down to 685. On Marlboro if you want to come watch.
Have an audience.
Getting there. Thanks for joining me on this journey.
Can't stop.
Shit is HEATING UP.
MY HAND HURTS
I ate 999 eggs.
I did this instead of actually leveling.
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