Asian American works like 100x to get the same petit bourgeois spot as a yt who just got an internship at Goldman cause his uncle is an MD

OMG ASIAN PRIVILEGE THESE THINGS ARE THE SAME
Asian American gets near perfect in every academic category but got dinged on personality by Harvard because of a racist interviewer. Goes to Duke. Mediocre yt with dad who went to Wharton gets in for being DJT Jr.

OMG ASIAN PRIVILEGE THESE THINGS ARE THE SAME
Asians mostly settle in urban areas with higher cost of living and cherry picked stats make of an already selection biased group (high proportion of H-1B immigrant families) inflate income data.

OMG ASIANS ARE MORE PRIVILEGED THAN WHITES (yes I have heard this rationale before)
Asians Americans start to get a taste of representation in media, only it's sanitized white supremacist adjacent shit like Crazy Rich Asians, where the screenplay was originally written by a white guy.

OMG ASIANS YOU ARE REPRESENTED, STOP WHINING
1st generation Asian American immigrant opens a mom and pop shop and depends on it for survival. It gets looted and destroyed during protests, while big corporate conglomerates are untouched nearby.

OMG ASIANS STOP COMPLAINING GIVE UP YOUR LIVELIHOOD FOR THE RESISTANCE
Asian American grandmother gets lit on fire in Brooklyn. Asian American activist holds a rally for Asian people against these hate crimes.

OMG ASIANS CAN'T YOU SEE WE NEED TO ONLY FIGHT FOR BLACK LIVES RIGHT NOW? WAIT YOUR DAMN TURN YOU UNGRATEFUL WENCHES
Asian American men are the most bullied and brutalized men by other races. Asian American women are the only race sexually assaulted by men outside their ethnicity than their own.

OMG WHY ARE ASIAN MEN THE MOST MISOGYNISTIC OUT OF ALL THE MEN
Asian Americans start to make up most of the elite NYC magnet schools through a merit based exam. Asian Americans make up some of the poorest ethnicity in the tri-state area.

NO, NO THAT'S NOT THE DIVERSITY WE ORDERED, NOW IT'S TOO ASIAN
Same thing as above with UC schools

OH WERE CANCELING THE SAT BECAUSE IT'S...*CHECKS LIBERAL PLAYBOOK NOTES*...ANTIBLACK. NOT BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY WANT TO YOU KNOW, ADMIT MORE BLACK PEOPLE, BUT OUR STUPID WHITE KID NEEDS TO STAY COMPETITIVE AGAINST THESE GRADE GRUBBING ASIANS
Asian American immigrant only is allowed to open a store in poorer neighborhoods, because white people boxed them out of theirs.

OMG THERE'S SOME CONSPIRACY WHERE ASIANS ARE TARGETING BLACK PEOPLE AND EXPLOITING THEM. WHITES AND ASIANS? THE SAME.
Asian in progressive movement meekly raises hand and says, "Hey, what about this one racist thing other minorities do to us that we can go ahead and try to fix to help build solidarity-"

STFU YOU ANTIBLACK RADICAL YOU LOVE WHITES AND WHITE SUPREMACY
Asian Americans say hey maybe stop doing this other less offensive but still racist thing of cultural appropriation...

STFU UNGRATEFUL ASIAN WE GET TO APPROPRIATE YOU GUYS ALL WE WANT BECAUSE YOU ASIANS IN ASIA STOLE FROM BLACK PEOPLE ALL THE TIME

(btw, we don't control Asia)
Andrew Yang *exists*

I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE RACIST AS HELL! LET ME MAKE A GENERALIZATION ABOUT ASIANS BASED ON ONE PERSON ABOUT BEING RACIST...

NO THAT'S NOT RACIST BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE
Asians. We really have it great, right?

Whoops I mean Asian Americans. Well, we're all the same anyway, right?
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