It’s season 1 and I already hate Wesley

It’s happening again

First season of TNG so far is not that great, really feels like TOS but with CGI. Not a fan of Beardless Riker who seems to be a stand in for Kirk, but Troi..... hello

why is pickard explaining the holodeck to his bridge crew lol

even the show agrees this kid sucks

yessssss

men, what's stopping you from dressing like this?

This is almost an MRA episode and i can't stop laughing

some women are just INTIMIDATED by the tradwife lifestyle

regret to inform you all the Crusher is on the flight logs

i miss bars

it's nice to know that in the future everyone still thinks people in IT are weird

Karnas? Karnas. Karnas! KARNAS!!

ohh so the phasers make different sounds depending on the setting? that's kind of cool

So the Aldeans need children, but the Enterprise isn't willing to give up theirs which is understandable. Like are there no orphanages? Why can't they just plan a trade and get the stuff for the trade? this seems dumb on the aldean's part and Riker just flat out saying no

It’s always funny when riker and troi go on away missions and riker is just a total horndog over every woman he meets and she constantly gives him the side eye

losing my mind over this

this interrogation sequence reminds me of tyrion's deception in game of thrones season 2. will not be explaining further

Oh yay a Klingon episode where Worf must choose where his loyalties lie

MINOS!! THE HAND OF FATE!!!

mmm topical

are they doing like a drug thing here, but they call it a plague?

god wesley is such a little narc!

Yar has definitely done ketamine

they haven't said it but is the prime directive why they can't give them the non addictive drug? i'm not really sure how that applies here because both species have space travel and made contact with the federation. it's interesting tho that the show is taking a neutraly approach

lol they just mentioned the prime directive so i guess i was partly right

Time to watch Skin of Evil and find out what my favorite character, Lieutenant Yar, gets up to this week :)

worf and yar? i ship it

YAR NO!

i hate funerals

I’m such a sucker for time anomaly stories

Looper (2012)
Dir: Rain Johnson
DP: Steve Yedlin

I feel like there is an episode about this but I cant remember which series it was but what happens when someone gets caught in a teleported? Like if they’re being teleported and the teleportation power cuts out

i feel attacked

that was a fun episode but i wish they had a more clever resolution to figuring out who was in the correct time continuum

alien space bugs that control your mind, or how i learned to finally respect Stargate SG-1

ok i thought this was going to be a cool spy, double agent type story line but this brain slug is throwing people through doors and beating the crap out of crew members, what happened to a little thing called SUBTERFUGE

aw the little claymation brain slugs this is basically the thing

Scanners (1981)
Dir: David Cronenberg
DP: Mark Irwin

i wish data had let these encino people d*e

that episode sucked, but apparently was written during a writer's strike so kind of makes sense. also vague borg stuff???

Bearded Riker!!! wait... wait where is Crusher? oh no

wrong crusher FUCK

iTsAbAbY

The TNG crew discovers twitter

mentally i am here

INCONTINUITY! INCONTINUITY! THEY CHOSE THE AUTO DESTRUCT TIME INTERVAL WHEN IN EPISODE "10101001" THE TIME INTERVAL WAS FIXED AT FIVE MINUTES! AWFUL EPISODE!!!

why is this doctor so mean to data all the fucking time!?

they're doing a han solo/dashing rogue thing in the episode and the guy is clearly hamming it up and having a good time but... idk

this guy with the human triforce chorus wants to bang, but also why didn't anyone tell picard about him being deaf? seems weird

the moral of this story is "communication is good and sign language kicks ass"

Feels like Data is about to start a Youtube Channel discussing Philosophy and Physics

this guy cant stop saying "dudes rock"

the quality of episodes this season is so inconsistent. almost want to skip season 2

oh boy this seems like a Pulaski heavy episode... yay i don't get why she's always such an asshole to Data

It's like shocking how accurate they got people wanting exceptions to a quarantine in this episode. "the children have been in isolation and show no symptoms, they must be fine" It's a quarantine! You're a doctor! How do you not understand this!?

This is so DUMB! She got herself sick because she doesn't understand what an asymptomatic carrier is! She's a virologist specialist too!! Why would you do that!!!

Riker channeling his inner Bourdain by relishing every Klingon delicacy

Oh i think they talked about this episode on RLM? Fuck this Bruce Maddox guy in any case

Idk why but this technical schematic of Data is adorable

god it's a wesley episode

i find this exchange funny, but when trying to get screen grabs i realized the broke the 180 rule and

idk what's happening but... hello

Picard playing "Her Story" rn

So is this like a ghost story episode? is this the star trek's Shining? Who's Jack Nicholson

this guy rules, i'm sure i'll never see him again

Seems like a recurring thing for intergalactic travelers having trouble with doors

It's nice to know that 400 years in the future, white people ( Riker ) still don't use any seasonings in their cooking

Moon (2009)
Dir: Duncan Jones
DP: Gary Shaw

It's a daddy issues episode! Backstory! nice

dude's love posing with fish

what the hell

the tension between ensign sonya gomez and captain picard and one glass of spilled hot chocolate

Wait the Q and the Borg in ONE episode. bless my stars

yes haha YES

sonya gomez.... hello

I just realized the family guy "Cool Whhip" joke is based on how Michael Dorn says weapons with an H. "What about their wheapons?"

The Irish are at it again in this week's episode

Brenna:
Riker:

Clones? Clones? Clones.

I find it somewhat strange the very strict anticloning that seems prevalent among the starfleet officers? It's not super surprising given the general writing and themes of the show, but it seems more based on sentimentality and romanticism than science

THIS IS SUCH A WEIRD STANCE FOR THE SHOW TO TAKE!!!

Ohhhh this is a poly episode, got it.

Worf is amazing

It's happening agaiN!! (again!!)

What zero pussy does to a mfer

thought this guy looked familiar

I wish I understood the rules of Stratagema, it looks like Space Go

egirls & their podcast bf

oh fuck its a clip show FUCK what a let down for a season finale

Dr. Bob Kelso is really into baseball

I like this set

THIS IS SO SAD WTF

How it started How it's going

It's always cute when someone has the hots for Data

It’s so weird when one of the main characters of the week have a very obvious voice dub, it just totally sucks me out of the story

Aww Picard said he looks forward to his next concert. They tied that up nicely

when the tea is good and the house is nice

The range

The music in this episode is nice

That was a good episode, i wanted to keep making jokes about Ray Wise looking for Palmer, but they were all bad

i'm such a sucker for this type of lighting

WHAT

I don't understand what is happening in this episode.

And the space ghost just walks off screen and that resolves that story line i guess?

just solid stuff here

love episodes where characters fall in love with holodeck programs

Her (2013)
Dir: Spike Jonze
DP: Hoyte van Hoytema

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Dir: Christopher Nolan
DP: Wally Pfister

Worf said “Let them die!”

Romulans are so played so over the top, just mustache twirling villainy which seems really silly for a race that’s supposed to be built around secrecy and subterfuge

A Troi love story episode? Yawn!

This poker/negotiation/ferengi plot line is very weird

Ral has that post nut high during these negotiations, not sure how the other representatives can compete with that

changed my mind about this episode

I've had to restart this episode three times because i simply do not care about the Acamarians

I feel like theres a direct correlation between how horny Riker is and how bad an episode is

got her fucking ass

its cute how into art picard is. him teaching data about humanity by making him perform shakespeare is nice

this pause is great

romulans are a society dominated by pantsuits and shoulder pads

i really like this episode so far. all the conflicting information, the parallel between Henry V and Picard. good stuff

that was a good episode, im really surprised. was not expecting that

this episode is metaphor for people that served in vietnam i think?

Want to know what happened? Goddamn Tarsian War is what happened!!!

Star Trek: First Blood

Fucking security on the enterprise feels like bunch of mall cops half the time

This set is cool

Rollo Tomassi?

Wow this is just like children of men

Troi's outfit

This show always makes it seem like it's so easy to take over/ blow up the enterprise

Picard and Crusher intereacting

OH! This is the IRA episode

Lmao

Q definitely has a dick because he's taking on a human form, so i assume he would give himself a massive hog.

The dialogue in this opening is so fun, Q is way more enjoyable than a lot of the god-like characters that are prevalent throughout TOS. Also this line is perfect

this episode is great

Data just bodied Picard's hopes to ever be a great artist. just absolutely brutal critiques

It's a Murder Mystery!

I'm convinced Mark Margolis has just always looked like an old man

This episode feels like Rashomon.... INNNNNNNN SPPPPPAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Riker being a horn dog is entirely believable but this story doesnt feel right

I liked them using the holodeck to figure out a mystery but the way they kind of wrap it up feels a little rushed.

i love warf

!?!?!

Shout outs to the production design and costume department

This episode has so much going on and it isn't missing a beat or dragging at all. just excellent writing/direction/acting all around

THIS IS SO FUCKING CREEPY WHY ARE THEY PLAYING CUTE SPEILBERG ASS MUSIC WITH THIS SHIT

Lawnmowerman looking ass offspring

star trek reinforcing gender binaries smh

draw me like one of your french captains

Admirals never come with good news in this show, they're always assholes or crazy or crazy assholes

oh boy... another klingon exchange episode

Tony Todd!

Replicator can make anything but seasoning

WORF HAS A BROTHER?????????

NO WORF'S BROTHER!

Is a cha'DIch a lawyer? i don't understand what the cha'DIch does, but it seems important

wish i understood Klingon law and customs better for this episode, but i guess he went into exile? ostracized? something

me, reading your tweets

I see, this is a bit of a No Exit situation they've gotten themselves into

i love how oblivious the crew is given the know that there was a strange energy source in the captain's quarters and Picard's sudden weird behavior lmao

i would like to eat the gooey puck

Patrick Stewart gives the imposter Picard a slight slouch that is subtle enough to not draw attention to it, but gives the effect that this (obviously) isn't the real Picard.

Yes Picard orders ales for everyone in Ten-Forward, but i don't think i've ever seen anyone pay for drinks at the bar so.... this seems like an empty gesture

Captains singing English shanty tunes are a red flag in any century

Love a good old fashioned mutiny

Solid book joke

I was walking down the street one day and you know I be looking at asses and shit and I seen lil’ yoga pants, walking out the nail salon. So I looked, I peeped that ass out and I was like “damn, she thick as fuck”. Turned around, tt. I was like “dam

What zero jamaharon does to a mf

i'm sorry i can't be him

I know Ferengi usually suck, but this Solvak character feels really racist on top of it

Betazoids are so annoying, just assume because they can read your mind they know everything!!

I feel bad for making fun of Tam now, i feel bad for tam. i hope tam and tin man form a happy fam between tham

Oh to be a Tin Man swimming through space around a dying star

This episode ends on a sweet and hopeful note. "Grief has been transmuted to joy. Loneliness to belonging" :)

Troi always gets the prettiest dresses

I think this is my first Barclay episode?

lol why would they put the tissue samples on the antigrav unit they know is having problems? is there only one? and if there is why whouldnt they test the unit first before putting delicate cargo on it lmao

no context needed

everyone is so mean to him lmao even Picard called him Broccoli

I can’t get this out of my head lol

It's interesting seeing Data exist away from Starfleet. I'm enjoying this better than Measure of a Man

DATA ALMOST KILLED A GUY?!? THEN LIED ABOUT IT!?!?!? WHAT

Ambassador episodes are always hit and miss, but seeing Sarek it's apparent how devoid TNG is of Vulcans which is kind of a shame cuz i like them

This is so fucking good lol

I've never seen a vulcan cry!!!

Mind meld. Mind Meld! MIND MELD!!!

The fucking RANGE of this scene

What a good episode, goddamn

i kind of want to watch another episode but that last one was so good, i think i'm going to leave off tonight and then the next three will end with best of both worlds pt 1