Yellow top propofol is a sirloin made from dry aged imported Wagyu beef.

Blue top propofol is a half-eaten Big Mac found behind an alleyway trashcan. https://twitter.com/DrSandman11/status/1293512912708014080
Yellow top propofol is a late afternoon summer sea breeze, wafting thru an open window.

Blue top propofol is a Sharknado.
Yellow top propofol smells of sweet Baccarat Les Larmes Sacrees de Thebes.

Blue top propofol smells of partially digested corpse flower layered with eau de Newark Bay Bridge refinery and burnt hair.
Yellow top propofol is one of history’s greatest lovers, rival to Cyrano de Bergerac and Cleopatra.

Blue top propofol is that person you fumbled around with after the frat party that time and didn’t call back the next day.
Yellow top propofol is a Macallan 25, matured in Sherry casks characterized by hints of dried fruits, smoke, and chocolate orange.

Blue top propofol is a box of wine backwashed by a syphlitic hobo.
Yellow top propofol is a quad-turbocharged, 8.0-litre W16 Bugatti Veyron.

Blue top propofol is a Ford Pinto.
Yellow top propofol is the 105.6 ct Mountain of Light Koh-I-Noor diamond.

Blue top propofol is some gravel found under an Iowa state fair outhouse.
Yellow top propofol is HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY

Blue top propofol is ʷⁱᵐᵖʸ ʷⁱᵐᵖʸ ʷⁱᵐᵖʸ
Yellow top propofol is the Four Seasons

Blue top propofol is
Yellow top propofol is winning 77+ million votes

Blue top propofol is winning 71+ million votes
Yellow top propofol is conducting a peaceful and orderly transfer of power

Blue top propofol is doing whatever the fuck Trump is doing now
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