95% of my progressive friends & colleagues: I fully support freedom of speech. But there are some things that are so hateful, so divisive, so vile that we must forbid and must designate as hate speech.

Me: Like what?

Progressives: Stating that individuals with 9-inch penises

are NOT women is hateful. Stating that it is ok in a democracy to vote for @realDonaldTrump is hateful. Stating that countries should have national borders is hateful. Stating that men and women exhibit innate sex differences is hateful. Stating that white people are NOT

the devil is hateful. Stating that we should grant professorships strictly based on merit rather than on immutable traits is hateful. Stating that we should NOT spend 100 trillion dollars over the next 80 years to reduce the world's temperature by 0.01% is hateful. Stating that

the future is NOT female but rather is for all people is hateful.

Me: Got it. Thank you for patiently explaining to me the rules and regulations of freedom of speech.

Progressives: You are welcome. Now go vote for Biden.

Me: I'm Canadian.

Progressives: Bigot.