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About @realDonaldTrump of course.

I just invented the "Howdyex Exclusion."

This was my inspiration.
I explain it by pointing out that Trump DID NOT "hire" Louis Dejoy.

Trump had nothing to do with Dejoy becoming Postmaster General.

He was appointed by the US Postal Service Board of Governors.
"The Board of Governors then began an extensive nationwide search, employing a national executive search firm to conduct the search with additional advisory services from Chelsea Partners."
"In the ensuing months, the Governors reviewed the records of more than two hundred candidates for the position before narrowing the list to more than fifty candidates to undergo substantial vetting."
"Subsequently, the Governors interviewed more than a dozen candidates in first round interviews, and invited seven candidates for follow-up interviews. A narrow list of finalists then underwent a final vetting process before the Governors made their decision."
The Howdyex Exclusion states that you can automatically disregard questions that begin, "How do you explain...?"

Anyone who engages you that way is either a liar or an imbecile who sucked up a liar's made-up or delusional spewage and then regurgitated it on you.
"How do you explain...?" is pathological belligerence, which is a sign of incurable mental illness.

Thus the Howdyex Exclusion.

You don't even have to acknowledge the question, because the person has already revealed that they're not asking in good faith.

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