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greenjackets thread on dui without getting bopped
this is controversial, but many of us find ourselves in this situation. ill tell you how i have been driving for 20 years and dont even have a parking ticket. never once
first thing. if you know youll be drinking, make sure you do a thorough pmc on your vehicle at least once a week. i drink daily so i check often. lights, blinkers, brakes etc. cops generating revenue always assault the petty shit, especially on fri sat nights
i never wear a seatbelt, so ill skip this part. ill talk about speed instead. some people say you can go 5 over, 7 over, whatever. i go the limit. stay in the right lane. dont get impatient. sure that carrerra just blew you away, but no need to show him what your tacoma can do 
i do most of my driving on highways, and as such i need stability at speed. drive one handed. keep your elbow on your hip bone and your hand under at the 6 position roughly. 2 hands can cause a lot of movement and over correction
always yoeld. whether its a 4 way stop or a highway on ramp, better to let them rush and you be cool. slow is smooth smooth is fast
if youre juiced and seeing double the lines, this can cause lane issues. close your weak eye and use your dominant only. this has saved me many times. you can wear an eye patch but its not necessary 
always signal your turns. not too early, but not too late. 3-5 blinks is good. it can be hard to judge if you got a good sauce on, but if youre being patient and not speeding, plus the one eye trick, its easier
chew gum and smoke tobacco. this cant be overstated. the tobacco is super strong to most non smokers, and the mint becomes a bacground aroma. they cant hit what they cant smell. as a plug, selts leaves no alcohol aroma at all. another benefit to the fizzy nectar
piss before you have to drive. if youre focusing on how bad you have to leak, how can you give all your attention to all the tasks necessary to make it safe?
before you drink, remind yourself that you can hurt and kill innocent people if you try to cruise too juiced. if you hate leaving your car places where you called a bunch of people niggers and tried to fight the bouncers too, this may temper how much you drink
i only speak from experience. it can be done safely and responsibly, but its up to you. this is my daily life, and though i slip sometimes, i generally follow these rules. know your limits, we all have them. if you dont remember driving home, drink less next time if possible