If you're a dad, or of dad age, get a glass of wine and have this on a Saturday night...

I mean, Against All Odds is the second song.

Balls the size of barrels.

Who's says: "Yeah second song on the arena set list, ballad, big time, big ballad"??

You better be half cut starting this, because you will want to sing.

Song 4, 'You'll be in my heart'.

God damn you Phil, apparently we're settling into a 'banger/ballad' repeat pattern.

Song 5 'One More Night'

I've been blindsided by a double ballad.

It's a ballad-ballad blindside.

Song 6.

Googles 'Phil Collins live'

Song 7: 'Hang in long enough'

It's a double banger. I've been double ba-

You know what, I'm better than that.

Song 8: 'True Colours'

Boom, feelings.

What adverts this off? I want to say Bisto....

Song 10: 'Groovy kind of love'

You sing it Phil, you and me brother.

Song 11: 'I missed again'

We've got a 5 string bass.
We've got a brass section.
We've got gold lighting.

Big kids only.

One day someone will retweet the first tweet of this with the words: "Important thread".

That's the world I want to live in.