Thoughts on watching Jurassic Park as an adult:

I only just realized that the ENTIRE PLOT began with alleviating concerns of investors and insurance companies after Hammond is sued by the family of the worker who was killed by a raptor in the 1st 5 min...
... and that Grant and Sattler only agree to participate because Hammond bribes them with research funding.

I might take that deal... just saying.
Some additional thoughts:

1) how do they know what species of DNA is inside the mosquito?

2) where did all the extinct plants come from?

4) they can’t even get through a tour without people dying, but they have gallons of ice cream & the gift shop is fully stocked
5) Sattler is a paleobotanist but knows how to administer morphine, undermining all my explanations that PhDs are not qualified to dispense medical attention

6) there is inexplicably a full on breakfast buffet for the kids to indulge in when they get back to the visitor center
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