Em and I are sitting in a park. An outdoor wedding is occurring in a gazebo about 15 meters away from where a children's theatre performance has started.

The wedding party is taking photos while a guy in a crab costume sings about pasta.
The bride and the groom look so happy.

The crab is now doing a cover of Alanis Morissette's Hand in My Pocket.
The little kids in the party are now having their photos taken. They're posing adorably.

The crab has become human and fallen in love with a local fish monger.
The photos are done. The wedding party is taking the decorations down from the gazebo.

The crab-man is now a prince. He's singing a cover of Can't Help Falling in Love while riding a stick horse. The kids in the crowd are eating it up.
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