when we get a new monarch and conversation inevitably turns to changing the national anthem i truly hope we give "Gin Gan Goolie" the consideration it deserves
imagine the england supporters band belting it out and football fans, hand on heart: "Shallawalla shallawalla shallawalla shallawalla, oompah-oompah! oompah-oompah!"
it also befits the dignity of 21st century uk better than any other song i can think of, while giving an important nod to our history (it's apparently not british in origin but we all think it is, which sums us up perfectly)
having written this important thread I now regret using up my allotted 'ted talk' on something as trivial as 'mental health'